HPDBC Chapter 463 Insulting my rap is absolutely unacceptable!
Chapter 463 Insulting my rap is absolutely unacceptable!
The old man from Dongxing knelt on the ground, his wooden stick and prosthetic leg awkwardly lying to one side.
With his cloudy, one-eyed gaze, he struggled to squeeze out a few tears, attempting to portray the image of a disabled old sailor bullied by a tyrant to the fullest extent.
Song Yixue, who was in the corner, swallowed hard. She looked at Chen You, who was holding a sword, and then at the kneeling old man. She silently shrank back half a meter into the corner.
Chen You twitched his wrist slightly.
The Jade Emperor Sword of Jia Shiliu emitted a deep hum, and the flowing light on the blade cast a cold white mark on the old man's neck.
"Sir, I really don't know what you're talking about." The old man's voice trembled. "I'm just an informant. If you think it's too expensive, I'll give you back your gold coins. Please be merciful..."
"Stop pretending," Chen You interrupted him, his tone flat. "Your 'yo' just now has already given you away."
The old man's body stiffened for a moment.
He swallowed hard, his eyes darting to the side: "That...that's the sound of seagulls."
"People who spend most of their time at sea inevitably develop a seagull-like accent."
"Seagulls?" Chen You sneered. "Your seagulls have rhythmic cries?"
The old man lowered his head and remained silent.
slam-la-
It suddenly started raining outside, and the sound of raindrops falling was exceptionally clear in the attic.
Chen You sheathed the Jade Emperor Sword, its tip resting on the floor.
"Star Neptune, you're really good at playing with this projection nesting doll game." Chen You directly exposed the other party's identity.
"Last time you were DJing in the underground power room of Hidden Star City, then you used a Void Slide to escape. This time you've changed your identity and are singing Cthulhu tunes in the bay?"
The old man suddenly raised his head, his face full of astonishment.
He opened his mouth, trying to explain, "You've mistaken me for someone else. My name is Dongxing, I'm a retired first mate..."
"Fine, you won't admit it, huh?" Chen You interrupted him.
"Then let me give an objective evaluation of your performance just now."
"The lyrics are terribly written, with forced rhymes. 'Open wide' rhymes with 'turn over'? What kind of world do you belong to when you talk about rhyming?"
"And the rhythm, it's a 4/4 time signature, but you insist on adding an offbeat in the middle, it sounds nauseating."
The old man's lips began to twitch, and his fingers gripped the wooden floor tightly.
Chen You continued, "The most outrageous thing is that 'yo'."
"The entrance was too abrupt, lacked any sense of rhythm, and completely ruined the build-up."
"With this level of skill, forget about being a world boss. Even if you went to the village entrance and played background music for a dog, the dog would find it too noisy."
The attic was so quiet that only the sound of rain outside the window could be heard.
Song Yixue gasped.
She felt that Chen You's words were more venomous than that glowing sword.
The old man lowered his head and began to shrug his shoulders.
At first it was just a slight tremor, then it turned into a low laugh.
"Hehe... Hahahaha!"
He suddenly raised his head, and his blind left eye suddenly lit up with a dazzling blue light.
The wrinkles on his face began to twist and peel off, revealing the dark blue skin underneath.
"What do you know!"
The old man's voice had completely changed; it was no longer a hoarse, aged voice, but rather a strong, metallic, synthesized sound.
It's as if it comes with a cheap reverb unit.
"That's a Dark Tide Remix version I specially created to match the atmosphere of the deep sea!"
"That oppressive drumbeat, that chilling feeling deep in your soul—how could a brute like you, who only knows how to slash people with a sword, possibly understand that!"
He suddenly stood up, his originally hunched body growing taller, tearing his tattered sailor uniform.
"You can point a sword at my neck," Star Neptune's voice rose, laced with angry electronic tones. "You can steal my gold coins!"
"but!"
He suddenly jerked his arms, and the tattered strips of cloth wrapped around them instantly transformed into two glowing bandages that moved automatically in the air without any wind.
"You absolutely cannot say my rap is bad!"
Chen You looked at the monster in front of him, whose size had increased to over two meters, whose body emitted a blue glow, and whose arms were wrapped in bandages, and calmly commented with four words.
"Worthless."
This sentence became the last straw that broke the camel's back.
"Drop the beat!"
The Star Neptune projection let out a deafening roar.
He didn't use any weapons, but instead crossed his arms in front of his chest and swung them outwards suddenly.
A visible blue sound wave exploded outwards in a ring around him.
The air was compressed to its limit at that moment, producing a sharp popping sound.
The wooden walls of the attic were instantly covered with cracks.
Holy crap!
Song Yixue, huddled in the corner, only had time to let out a scream.
The sound waves swept across her body, and a huge red number instantly appeared above her head.
"-85700!"
Without any suspense, the level 30-something dwarf female player didn't even have time to finish her last words before she turned into a white light and was sent back to the respawn point.
Chen You stood still, without even raising his sword.
"boom!"
A number slowly floated up above his head.
-1.
The Star Neptune projection maintained its outstretched arms posture, its two glowing blue eyes fixed on the dissipating "-1" above Chen You's head.
His reverb effect malfunctioned, emitting a buzzing electrical sound.
"You…" The Star Neptune projection pointed at Chen You, its finger trembling, "You're cheating, aren't you?"
I thought my strength had improved a lot during this time, so why can't I break through this man's defense?
What the hell is this defense stat?
Chen You patted off non-existent dust from his clothes and gripped the Jade Emperor Sword in the back of his hand.
"Your beat is no good." Chen You raised his head, his eyes calm. "Now, it's my turn."
Since the health bar is already displayed, what else is there to say?
Purple lightning began to leap wildly across the Jade Emperor Sword.
The violent aura of the Divine Firmament Heavenly Thunder Orthodox Law instantly locked onto the Star Sea King projection.
Sensing the earth-shattering power of the thunder, the blue skin of the Star Sea King projection instantly paled several shades.
The fear of being dominated by this sword flashed through his mind.
We can't beat them.
We absolutely cannot win.
These are not the stats players should have at this stage!
"I'm warning you, the real body is on the verge of awakening!" The Star Sea King projection shouted, sounding fierce but actually weak, as it retreated.
"When the stars return to their places, you'll know what true fear is!"
"You talk too much nonsense."
Chen You exerted force with his feet, his figure turning into a blur, the Jade Emperor Sword carrying a piercing thunderous sound, aimed straight for the opponent's throat.
Just as the blade was about to touch the projection of Star Neptune.
"Check it out!"
The Star Neptune projection shouted and kicked off with both legs.
He neither chose to parry nor to slide tackle.
He transformed into a streak of blue lightning and slammed his head against the attic ceiling.
"Bang!"
Wooden planks shattered, and tiles flew everywhere.
The Star Neptune projection smashed a huge hole in the roof and shot into the sky.
Chen You cleaved through the air with his sword and looked up at the large hole in the roof.
In the heavy rain, a blue meteor was fleeing at an incredibly high speed, leaving behind blue specks of light as it went.