My wife is an invincible female ghost.

Chapter 40 Disgusting! Dirty!

Chu Shan had no other thoughts about Xu Qingyuan; he just felt comfortable chatting with her for a while.

There won't be any psychological pressure.

For example, he used to never talk to Feng Wan about the troubles he encountered at work.

Feng Wan is very docile. If you talk to her, she will only silently tolerate him. Therefore, it is useless except to turn one person's pressure into a burden for two people.

This is the origin of the saying "report good news but not bad news".

Over time, Chu Shan stopped confiding in her as much.

"I will consider the matter of the Civil Association, but I still need to go home and discuss it with my wife."

"Um."

"...But I'm really afraid I won't be able to help," Chu Shan said.

He can't do anything.

"Don't underestimate yourself," Qingyuan said, half-jokingly and half-teasingly, as she went to play with her little wooden sword. "You're someone with connections, you think you can't compare to those amateurs?"

"I'm just a makeshift troupe too..." Chu Shan was very self-aware.

"You've already cleared this dungeon, which proves you're capable. You should have gotten the key by now, right?"

She could already feel the fluctuations of that resentment.

"...Two keys." Chu Shan took out the keys he had received.

"I got it through connections," Chu Shan added quietly.

If we switch to another instance, he might not be able to open the door.

"Yes," Xu Qingyuan laughed, "that's why I said you're a relative."

Chu Shan: "..."

Oh, so that's what they mean by "connections".

He thought Xu Qingyuan was saying that he was her relative.

Chu Shan placed the two keys on the table and said, "Let's treat you to dinner after we get out."

"Huh? Why are you treating me to dinner?"

"I'll thank you then." After all, he came in as his bodyguard.

"No need, I already have earrings." She was very happy just thinking that these belonged to Feng Wan.

Chu Shan: "..."

Uh… Chu Shan’s gaze was unfocused.

Xu Qingyuan could tell what kind of shit this guy was going to take the moment he stuck his butt out.

"What?" Xu Qingyuan smiled at him. "You won't be reluctant to part with it, will you?"

There was a chill hidden in that smile, as if Xu Qingyuan would beat him up if he said he couldn't bear to part with someone.

She's not the delicate Feng Wan at all!

Since they were about to leave the instance anyway, Chu Shan tactfully told her the truth: "These earrings don't suit you. Why don't you give them back to me? I'll get you a better pair when we get out."

Xu Qingyuan replied coldly, "What's wrong with it? Do you think it looks better on me than on Feng Wan?"

Chu Shan broke out in a cold sweat for no apparent reason.

What's the problem?

No matter how he answers, it feels like there's a woman behind him with a machete, ready to ambush him!

"It's not a problem in that respect."

"Oh, so I have other questions too," Xu Qingyuan said.

Chu Shan: "..."

No, why can't the immortal master understand human language?

Is she even human?

This is a malicious misinterpretation!

"It's my problem," Chu Shan said.

"Oh, then tell me honestly what exactly your problem is."

...That's a bit strange.

But Chu Shan still overlooked this subtle strangeness. He said blankly, "I once put the earring you were wearing in my mouth."

Xu Qingyuan: "..."

Xu Qingyuan: "…………"

what--

Feng Wan!

"Disgusting! Dirty!" Xu Qingyuan angrily took off her earring.

And she treasures it so much!

Feng Wan must have done it on purpose, just wanting to disgust her!

Xu Qingyuan got off the swing chair and angrily shoved the earring into Chu Shan's hand. She then picked up her peach wood sword and prepared to leave.

"Where are you going?" he pressed.

You can be angry, but please don't hit your child.

"I'm going out to cut down trees." Xu Qingyuan turned her head to the side.

Chu Shan: "..."

No, that's not a good idea... The instance environment still needs some maintenance. Cutting down trees isn't good.

But Xu Qingyuan insisted on going out to cut down trees.

He added loudly from behind, "I'm going out to bring you an even more expensive one! A brand new one!"

The figure vanished.

I don't know if she heard it.

Chu Shan smacked his lips.

He still has the key, so let's wait until she's finished venting and comes back before they open the door and go out. There's no rush.

Now that hanging chair is his, let him lie down for a bit.

But as soon as he stood up, Xu Qingyuan floated back to him like a ghost.

She lowered her head and her face was gloomy.

Xu Qingyuan: Staring angrily (JPG).

"Are you really going to thank me?" Qingyuan asked.

Chu Shan paused for a moment, then nodded: "Yes."

"I don't want you to give me earrings, you can write my thesis instead."

"Huh? What thesis?"

"A Brief Analysis of the Personality Differences of the Twins in the Huai'an Orphanage and the Local Environment and Topography. This is the title of the paper."

...The question is unusually long.

For a moment, Chu Shan felt as if he had returned to the time when he was about to graduate from university.

Xu Qingyuan said, "I will send you a sample text. You can just imitate the format. There will be a plagiarism check, so copying is not allowed. At most, you can borrow from it. Let me make it clear first, although you wrote it, you have to list me as the first author."

If she can submit this paper, she won't have to go into the dungeon to survey the terrain next month.

"Okay," Chu Shan replied, "I'll give it a try."

Anyway, his academic garbage isn't worth much, so let her be the first author.

However, their Taoist practices are quite extensive.

"Like a university thesis?"

"More or less."

"I understand. When do you need it?"

Xu Qingyuan pursed her lips and said, "Mid-next month."

There was still plenty of time.

"I got the keys. When are we leaving?" Chu Shan asked.

Xu Qingyuan: "..."

For some reason, Xu Qingyuan felt a little irritable.

There's this inexplicable urge to pick up a peach wood sword and poke and rub it all over him.

Otherwise, I'll go find Feng Wan and fight her after we get out, even though I probably won't be able to beat her.

Where's my phone?

"..." Chu Shan thought for a moment, then went to knock on the dressing mirror in the room.

The mirror reflected Lin Jing's face like ripples on water.

Lin Jing: O^O

Her big eyes were fixed on him.

She remained in the mirror, not coming out. There was a slight reluctance to part; she feared that if she came out, she would cling to him and prevent him from leaving.

But Chu Shan had already gotten used to her expressionless face.

In his opinion, this little girl actually has a kind of cool and cute demeanor.

"Where is your sister Xu's phone?" Chu Shan asked.

Xu Qingyuan: "..."

Lin Jing: "..."

One sentence disgusted two people at the same time, and even Lin Jing's lips twitched uncontrollably.

"Who is her sister?"

"She is not my sister."

The two spoke at the same time.

Chu Shan couldn't help but turn around and tease, "You two are quite in sync."

"I didn't." This was Lin Jing's expressionless face.

"Who wants to be on the same wavelength as this brat?" This was Xu Qingyuan, who was sharpening his peach wood sword.

The sword immediately struck Chu Shan's back.

Ok.

Chu Shan temporarily abandoned the idea of ​​reconciling their relationship.

He said, "If she doesn't have it, she doesn't have it. What about her phone? How much battery is it?"

"I don't know, Feng Wan took it," Lin Jing said.

Xu Qingyuan: "..."