HPDBC Chapter 47 Oh, Heaven, how cruel are you to me?
Chapter 47 Oh, Heaven, how cruel are you to me?
"Ono, you promised to listen to me tonight."
Luo Xiao linked arms with Lu Zhaoye's, pressing her body tightly against him.
"I'm sleeping at your place tonight, and even the King of Heaven himself can't stop me!"
Stop talking, baby, I regretted it the moment you opened your mouth.
But as you know, I am the most virtuous of men.
"I won't do anything like selling my ass, Luo Xiao!"
"I know you have a high sex drive, but I would never do anything like stealing fruit!"
Luo Xiao's eyes widened, her teeth clenched, and she tightly hugged Lu Zhaoye's arm to her chest.
"Who wants to do *that* with you? Xiao Chunan is such a fantasist. Even if you wanted it, I wouldn't give it to you."
Lu Zhaoye curled his lip, "Luo Xiao is all talk and no action. When it comes to real combat, I bet she'll be the first one to take her pants off."
"You better do this: if you're sleeping at my place, then let's go buy coffee and not sleep tonight, let's work until dawn!"
Luo Xiao blushed upon hearing this and patted Lu Zhaoye's cheek with her hand.
"What are you saying, Ono? Who wants to work with you until dawn... that would be exhausting."
Lu Zhaoye's eyes widened, and he swung his arm so hard he almost dropped Luo Xiao to the ground. Without even looking back, he turned and ran.
"Haha, you're really fantasizing. You should catch up with your dad first."
Luo Xiao's mouth twisted with anger; it was the familiar cat-and-mouse chase again.
"Lu Zhaoye, you're dead meat! Don't let me catch you!"
Hearing his full name made Lu Zhaoye run even faster, his brain racing as he tried to find a mysterious way to avert tonight's crisis.
"Hey, Lu Zhaoye, why are you running a red light?!"
Luo Xiao called out from behind.
"Stop pretending. It's the middle of the night. Do you think some great fortune is coming your way?"
The location of No. 2 Middle School is relatively remote. To the north of the school is an endless wheat field, and the surrounding area is all rural.
There is no nightlife in Jiangsu; any activity must be packed up and prepared to end after 9 p.m.
If you're not home by 10 o'clock, then prepare to be bombarded with phone calls from Old Deng.
Of course, there are two types of people who have a nightlife: high school seniors and those who are about to enter their senior year. Haha.
"......"
Lu Zhaoye rushed home, but as soon as he opened the door, the crazed Luo Xiaojin caught up with him, not missing a beat.
Before he could even turn on the lights, Lu Zhaoye was about to close the door.
In an instant, the heavens collapsed, and a seemingly soft hand, like a pillar supporting the sky, blocked his retreat.
Dangerous!
Knowing that the situation was hopeless, Lu Zhaoye quickly resorted to a sheepish laugh, feigning ignorance and begging for mercy.
"I was wrong, Luo Xiao. I will never run a red light again. It's all my fault."
Immediately afterwards, Luo Xiao's head popped up, and she said without even catching her breath,
"Now you realize you were wrong, but it's too late!"
"You teased me like this last time you ran a red light, didn't you?"
Lu Zhaoye completely gave up resisting and retreated into the living room.
However, just as he was about to continue begging for mercy, he discovered that there were two pairs of women's shoes in the shoe cabinet.
Lu Zhaoye hurriedly turned around to look.
In the darkness, two pairs of green, wolf-like eyes appeared on the sofa.
Lu Zhaoye's forehead instantly broke out in a cold sweat.
"Hey, Luo Xiao, what did I do? I ran a red light last time. Don't talk nonsense."
But Luo Xiao didn't notice, still immersed in the thrill of running the red light.
"Just last time, just last time I ran a red light..."
Before he could finish speaking, Lu Zhaoye had already reached out and grabbed Luo Xiao's mouth tightly.
And then, he turned around and chuckled sheepishly. "Say that again and the red light turns yellow!"
"Haha, Mom, Aunt Luo, what brings you here?"
Upon hearing this, Luo Xiao's expression froze, and she followed Lu Zhaoye's gaze to the sofa.
There were two figures sitting on the sofa, and Luo Xiao recognized them immediately.
Suddenly, her mind exploded, and she ripped the hand off her mouth.
He immediately put away his petulant attitude and stood next to Lu Zhaoye, also wearing a sheepish smile.
"Haha, Mom, Aunt Lu, you're here!"
The two stood obediently at the door, their attitude much more devout than when they were receiving blessings at school.
A figure in the darkness reacted to the sound, stood up, and turned on the light.
Lu Zhaoye looked closely and realized that the slightly chubby figure, who was two heads shorter than him, was none other than his mother.
"Oh my god, why aren't you turning on the lights?"
His mother shared the same surname as him, and her name was Lu Lin. She was a genuine fisherman.
However, his mother ignored him completely, rolled her eyes, and went straight to Luo Xiao behind her.
But another "mom" next to the sofa stood up.
Luo Xiao's mother, whose surname is Luo and given name is Luo Mei, is a little taller than her own mother and is very thin.
Luo Mei has always liked Lu Zhaoye very much, ever since she was a child.
The Lu Zhaoye and Luo Xiao families have a very harmonious relationship and have been visiting each other since childhood.
Their fathers were best friends, practically lifelong friends.
When they were young, their fathers had arranged a marriage between them.
However, when Lu Zhaoye first gained his wisdom, he unilaterally rejected the marriage certificate, and Luo Xiao secretly cried for a long time because of this.
"Xiao Ye, come here quickly, let Aunt Luo take a good look at you. It's been almost three months since we last saw each other."
Lu Zhaoye grinned and moved closer, sitting down obediently.
"Oh, Aunt Luo, everyone will be on holiday and going back home in another month. I'll be coming to your house for meals every day then."
Lomei smiled and nodded, pointing to his hair.
"Why did you dye it back? Your previous blonde hair looked pretty good, didn't it?"
Lu Zhaoye's lips curled up slightly. When he dyed his hair yellow, everyone said he was going astray.
Only Aunt Luo smiled and said to him, "You're so handsome."
When Lu Zhaoye returned home with his yellow hair, he was almost beaten to death by the old couple.
It was Aunt Luo who heard Lu Zhaoye's cries of pain from next door and rushed over to save him.
"Aunt Luo, even though I'm past my rebellious phase, I still think black hair is more handsome. What do you think, is it handsome or not?"
Lu Zhaoye's smile became much more sincere, but he still couldn't shake the mischievousness in his tone.
Luo Mei smiled as she looked at her chosen son-in-law, her eyes filled with satisfaction.
And so, Lu Lin chatted with Luo Xiao for a while, while Luo Mei asked Lu Zhaoye about his well-being.
After a while, Luo Xiao quietly slipped to Lu Zhaoye's side and hid behind him.
"Oh dear, we weren't prepared for your arrival. How about we go out for a late-night snack?"
Upon hearing this, Lu Lin's smile changed, and she rolled her eyes at Lu Zhaoye again.
"I told this brat last Saturday, but who would have thought he'd forget his mother after taking the money?"
Lu Zhaoye smiled awkwardly and didn't refute it. No wonder he felt like he had forgotten something.
However, the next moment, his body trembled slightly.
I hope Mom knows I bought a white cane; she won't let it slip.
"That brat, he even lied to me and said he was dating a girl and they even had a baby."
Upon hearing this, Lu Zhaoye felt a chill run down his spine. He instinctively turned around and saw Luo Xiao staring intently at him.
Lu Zhaoye turned around mechanically and found that Aunt Luo's smile had also disappeared, and she was looking at him expressionlessly.
There were four people in the room. Three of them felt cold and indifferent, while only one person felt warm and indifferent.
And she was still steaming.
"By the way, Ono, didn't you say you bumped into a blind person? Did you buy them a white cane?"
Lu Zhaoye closed his eyes and sighed inwardly. He knew that what Luo Xiao had said had come true.
Even if the Heavenly King himself came, it wouldn't make a difference.