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Chapter 64 My Skewers?

Lu Yiming changed into the suit that his senior had given him.

Just as I stepped out of the police station, a flashy red Ferrari pulled up in front of me.

Caroline changed into a sexy red backless evening gown, her long, wavy red hair cascading over her fair shoulders.

Her exquisite figure was on full display.

"Hey junior, come on up! Let's go eat hot pot!"

Lu Yiming was taken aback. "Are you dressed like this for hot pot? Or for a White House dinner?"

Half an hour later.

The newly opened Sichuan hot pot restaurant in Chinatown is decorated in a classic style.

It's perfect for yelling, "Boss, give me a few skewers! The really spicy kind!"

But when the bottom of the pot was served, Lu Yiming's eyes almost popped out of the pot.

He was eagerly anticipating the bubbling red oil and the nine-square grid filled with Sichuan peppercorns and chili peppers.

What was served was a pot of thick, buttery broth with a few pieces of pineapple floating on top, and the sweet aroma of cheese wafting through the air.

Forget about chili peppers, there wasn't even a single scallion!

Oh no!! Sichuan hot pot without chili peppers and chili oil is soulless!!

"This is delicious! Your Chinese food is amazing!"

Caroline picked up a piece of pineapple covered in stringy cheese and ate it with a smile on her face.

Lu Yiming curled his lip; he would never admit that this thing was Chinese food.

Unbeknownst to the two, a figure dressed in a black robe, sunglasses, and a baseball cap was staring at them from the corner.

"...Excuse me, sir...excuse me, ma'am? What would you like to order?"

Mia turned up the collar of her trench coat, buried her face in it, and didn't look at the menu.

"Whatever, it's fine with you, you choose."

The waiter nodded and made a note of it.

She wasn't there for a meal; she was there to keep an eye on Lu Yiming, that womanizing playboy.

If he dares to do anything with that bitch during the meal, she'll rush up and flip the table!

Caroline paused, sensing a murderous aura.

A smile played on her lips, and without even blinking, she picked up the plate and sat down next to Lu Yiming.

"Junior, it's so cold with the air conditioning on. Let's move closer together."

Lu Yiming nodded, raised his hand, and shouted, "Waiter! Turn the air conditioning up a bit!"

Caroline's face twitched. Junior, you really are... a straight man.

Just then, a muscular white man wearing a tight black vest walked over.

His body was covered in bulging muscles, with chunks of flesh overlapping each other, and his skin was oily.

What's chilling is that his chest was covered with a dense patch of reddish-purple fleshy spikes.

Lu Yiming glanced at it and got goosebumps all over his body. It was disgusting! How much tonborone did they use?

The burly man stopped in front of the table, striking a bodybuilding pose, his latissimus dorsi muscles bulging and his pubic hairs trembling.

"Hey, can I get your contact information?"

Lu Yiming sneered inwardly, thinking, "Another fool who's lusting after his senior's beauty."

It's a cliché plot, but it's not a big deal. Just watch me perform.

He stood up, rolled up his sleeves, and was about to teach the other man a lesson when he saw the burly man wink at him:

"Hey bro, wanna experience what it's like to fly?"

Lu Yiming: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Caroline: (((ﾟДﾟ)))

Mia, hiding in the shadows: (♯▼皿▼)

The air seemed to freeze.

Lu Yiming was startled and took two steps back, then suddenly remembered that this was a Sichuan hot pot restaurant.

Damn, that makes perfect sense!

"Get out!" Caroline was the first to react, her eyebrows furrowed, and she shouted angrily.

Damn it, I haven't even had a bite yet, and another guy is ruining it!

After yelling, she turned her head away embarrassedly, instantly reverting to her docile and affectionate demeanor, tugging at Lu Yiming's sleeve: "Oh, junior, I'm not usually like this."

Lu Yiming immediately put his arm around the senior student, sweat beading on his forehead: "...Excuse me, sir, I'm straight, I like women."

Upon hearing this, the burly man changed his pose, showing off his pectoral muscles to the side, and made a heart shape with his hands above his head:

"You've got it wrong~ Actually, I like women too~"

Before he could finish speaking, he prepared to change his posture again.

Lu Yiming quickly reached out, "Stop, stop, stop! No need to be coy, just tell us what's wrong, don't delay our hotpot meal!"

The burly man then calmed down, crossed his arms in front of him, and said seriously, "Brother, I want to ask you, are you interested in becoming as strong as me?"

Lu Yiming suddenly realized. So it turned out he was selling personal training sessions at a gym.

"I have several vials of my proprietary steroid serum. After using it, you won't need to diet; just lift some weights and you'll have explosive muscle growth like me! Not only will it build muscle, but it will also improve your health and prolong your life! Sign up now and get a free one-month VIP membership..."

"Once you've mastered this, you can become a fitness influencer, easily gaining millions of followers and making tons of money!"

As he spoke, the burly man began to strike a pose again.

Lu Yiming quickly interrupted this cringe-worthy operation.

Do you want to take a look at your chest? You think you can live a long life with that? You should ascend to a steroid planet and live forever!

"I'm not buying, I'm not buying, hurry up and leave..." Caroline waved impatiently, shooing people away.

The burly man immediately lowered his head, looking extremely aggrieved.

"Brother and sister, it's okay if you don't buy anything, but could you please follow me? I'll add an extra plate of pork tripe to your table."

As he spoke, he showed his X account, which only had a little over 700 followers.

"Brother, I really can't accept you calling me 'brother' at your age."

The burly man blinked, his face full of sincerity: "I'm only 17 years old!"

Lu Yiming swallowed hard. "You could say you're 47 and people would believe it."

This is definitely due to drugs ruining the endocrine system, which is why they look old.

He didn't want to argue any longer, so he took out his phone and scanned the QR code: "Alright, alright, I've followed you, now go."

The burly man put away his phone with satisfaction, took out a wad of cash from his pocket, and prepared to go to the front desk to pay the bill.

Suddenly, his wrist was grabbed.

Lu Yiming's perception is far beyond that of ordinary people.

The moment the stack of money was revealed, he realized something was wrong.

The ink on the money reflected light just like the counterfeit bills in his hand!

"Wait!" Lu Yiming pulled a bill from his hand.

I rubbed it a little; the anti-counterfeiting thread reflected slightly under the light…

"Where did you get this money?"

The burly man looked bewildered: "This...this is the salary our gym instructors paid, it was just settled yesterday."

Lu Yiming pondered for a moment.

Gu Qiu was right; this group was hiding in California.

"I suddenly changed my mind and want to work out."

Lu Yiming let go and twisted his arms a couple of times, mimicking the muscular man's movements. "Take me to see your gym."

"Wow! I knew you had a great foundation, brother. With the right medication, you could definitely win a bodybuilding championship!"

The burly man immediately beamed with joy, thinking he had landed a big client.

"Senior, wait for me here. I'll be right back." Lu Yiming picked up his coat.

"No, I'll go with you!" Caroline's intuition told her that things weren't that simple.

The three of them left the hot pot restaurant in a flurry of activity.

Mia, who was secretly observing from the corner, was completely dumbfounded.

All she saw was the burly man, who appeared to be gay, dragging an excited-looking Lu Yiming away, with Caroline shamelessly following after him!

"I never expected this, I never expected this!" Mia gritted her teeth, imagining a thousand unbearable scenes.

"No wonder you didn't touch me that night, so that's what you like!"

Just as she was about to get up and follow, the waiter came over with several dishes.

"Miss, here's your order: 'Anything', 'Whatever', 'You choose'..."