HPDBC Chapter 237 The Son of Fortune
Chapter 237 The Son of Fortune
Chapter 237 The Son of Fortune
That's right, bombs, realistic bombs, all kinds of bombs.
When Yanxi saw something that could explode, he felt scared.
The one holding the bomb was a skinny old man with big creases on his face.
The hairstyle is Einstein's afro, and the beard is the same elegant negative ion perm as the archmage Gandalf in "The Lord of the Rings", all white.
The combination of Chinese and Western body, the combination of science and magic!
He held a bomb-shaped prop in each hand, and held it high in the air. Behind him were all kinds of bombs hanging on the entire wall.
Hey, it smells like someone in the Middle East!
His mouth moved in his beard: "Welcome! Welcome to Whitebeard's mysterious shop! This shop provides all kinds of flash bombs, smoke bombs, and grenades. Once you have one, you can have it all!"
Cough, after a long time, it turned out that they were selling bombs.
But this store is not mysterious at all?It is actually placed on the path that must be passed.
"Boss, how do you sell it?" Brother Yang went up to chat first.
"Exchange coupons, [-] for flash bombs, [-] for smoke bombs, and [-] for grenades." The uncle quoted.
Coupons?Could it be the card in the airdrop box?
Brother Yang took out a 1000 and [-] point note from his pocket, and asked, "Boss, is it this?"
The uncle blew on his beard, laughed twice and said: "Yes, this is it!"
Yanxi walked around the tree house. There was nothing in this store except bombs.
He asked a key question: "Boss, is this the only mysterious shop?"
The uncle casually threw the bomb into the basket behind him, startled the few people, and said, "This is the only Whitebeard mysterious shop."
Whoa!Still playing word games with them?
The so-called white beard shop is the only one, that is to say, there are other mysterious shops with red beards, yellow beards, or small eyes, long legs, etc. It must be that different shops sell different things.
Since there are still many stores, it is necessary to save money by ordering coupons. Who knows if Xiaoye will airdrop a few more rounds.
"How do these bombs work?" Xiao Ming was concerned about the details of the operation.
The uncle held three bombs of different shapes from behind, put them in front of him, picked up the roundest one, and said, "This is a flash bomb. There is a button here. Press it, and there will be a bang after five seconds. The aiming function is temporarily disabled for five seconds, but the flash bombs cannot go through walls."
It seems that the flash bomb is linked with the applet and works based on location information.
Blinding the mobile phone for five seconds is enough for critical moments.
He put down the flash bomb, picked up another square one, and said, "This is a smoke bomb. Twist it like this, and the smoke will come out immediately. Don't worry, this smoke is non-toxic and does not choke your throat. You can also smoke it if you get addicted to it." Two bites."
Hey, this uncle seems to be an old smoker, he even wants to take a puff of the smoke from the smoke bomb.
He placed the smoke bomb, picked up a standard grenade-shaped prop, and said solemnly: "Children! This is a grenade. It is a must-have item for home travel. The plug is here, pull it out, throw it out, land or violently collide Then it will take effect, and within ten meters, each person will lose 20.00% of their blood volume, regardless of enemy or friend, domineering, right? Hahahaha!"
Whoa!This is great!In the theater just now, if you threw five on the stage, dozens of people would be able to kill them in seconds.
handsome!
What to do?It seems that I want to buy them all, but there are not many coupons.
"Xiao Ming, open your schoolbag." Yanxi directed.
"Old Yan, how many should you buy?" Xiao Ming stretched his schoolbag big with his hands, ready to stuff the bomb.
"Let's think about it," Yan Xi pondered, "Flash bombs are almost used to save lives and escape. With our advanced configuration, there are not many opportunities to escape, so two or three should be enough.
Smoke bombs should be used as cover when attacking, especially when attacking indoors from the outdoors. This should be indispensable, otherwise how about five?
The grenade is a weapon of mass destruction in melee, but the damage is a bit low, or two?
If we can find coupons later, how about we go back here and buy some more? "
Hua Mo knocked on the calculator, and was about to say the calculation result, but Yan Xi had already completed the calculation in his mind: "Three thousand and nine, it's still a bit expensive."
The five coupons they picked up just now add up to [-] points.
"Boss, can you give me a discount? Give me a discount!" Brother Yang went up to bargain. He is in sales, so he should have some bargaining skills. "Your flash bomb only lasts for five seconds, and it is a flash phone, not Really blind the players, they can still chase after us, right? Let’s just have one hundred, okay? If it’s okay, I’ll take five.”
This... is a bit too harsh, right?
"That's right!" Jing Jing, a tourist professional, also gathered around, "We still have to run around the field with such a heavy pile of bombs on our backs, boss, look, my body is already under a heavy burden. It’s so expensive, I really can’t afford it, and the smoke bomb is so big, you say it’s not poisonous, so it’s not poisonous? I don’t believe it, let’s get it cheaper, 1000 yuan, give us five packs.”
The uncle was dizzy from the chattering people in front of him, and he kept rubbing his scalp, trying to stay awake.
Hua Mo took a step forward, brushed her hair behind her ears, and showed a sweet smile: "Big Brother..."
When the three boys heard this title, they almost spit out on the spot.
If this is brother, what is the name of father's father?
She ignored these people and continued to send out tricks: "Big brother, don't listen to them, you have been here for so long, and finally you have a customer, aren't you very happy?
I don't recommend discounts or discounts for such a powerful item.
In case someone else comes later and you give them a discount, wouldn't it be difficult for us to win?
Three hundred for flash bombs is three hundred, four hundred for smoke bombs is four hundred, and five hundred for grenades is also acceptable.
But, can you buy one get two free?
We buy five grenades, and you give us five flash and smoke grenades.
We can also use it together to carry forward your white beard mysterious shop.
Are you okay, big brother? "
The uncle broke the defense and shouted: "Stop!" Then he made a pause gesture.
Seeing that everyone stopped talking, he rubbed his microphone-like hair, took out a small turntable from the side, and put it in front of everyone: "Children! I have done my best. This is a big lucky turntable. You can turn it once when you buy something. , it’s up to you whether you can transfer to something or not.”
A few people gathered around the small turntable and looked carefully. It was just like the lucky turntable in the shopping mall. There was a fixed pointer in the middle of the turntable. The circular disk surface was divided into more than a hundred fans of equal width. In the middle of each fan was written: Words, such as thank you for your patronage, one more time, 1 flash bomb, 2 grenades, etc.
However, half of them are thank you for your patronage, half of the remaining half are for repeat visits, and only less than a quarter are actual rewards.
The odds of winning are pretty low!
"I'll do it!" Brother Yang volunteered, handed over the voucher, and said confidently, "Buy a flash bomb first!"
The uncle took a flash bomb, and Xiao Ming took it and put it in his schoolbag.
"Can you turn it?" He pouted on his hand, rubbed his palms together, grabbed the edge of the turntable, and turned it hard.
The turntable swished, and several people stared intently at the area pointed by the pointer, sweating in their hands.
The turntable stopped slowly, not very good, thank you for your patronage, there are 2 smoke bombs on the left and 1 grenade on the right, what a pity.
"Damn it! Recite it!" Brother Yang was very unconvinced, pointing to the coupon and said, "I still have [-] left, right? Give me another flash bomb!"
After loading the things, Xiao Ming stopped Brother Yang and said, "Brother Yang, why don't you let me try? I usually draw lottery in the game, so I'm lucky."
"Come, come, come!" Brother Yang generously gave the opportunity to Xiao Ming.
Xiao Ming also flicked hard, and kept saying: "Grenade, grenade."
As soon as the turntable stopped, several people collectively yelled again, thank you for your patronage, even if you go one more space, you can get 2 grenades, which is a pity.
Quietly pushed Xiao Ming away, and said, "You idiot, look at me, boss, buy another flash bomb, and I'll come around."
"Tch, your luck is definitely not as good as mine." Xiao Ming said unconvinced.
"Who said it depends on luck? Don't you know how to use your brain?" I saw Quietly put her finger on the edge of the turntable and said, "The next one is the grenade, I just need to turn it a little bit? The boss didn't say you have to work hard, did you?"
Hey!Witty sister Jing!
She held her breath, and with the gentlest stroke, the turntable started to spin weakly.
Everyone clapped their hands and waited in anticipation.
But the turntable seemed to have a grudge, and it just turned a little bit forward, and finally it still landed on Thank you for your patronage.
Three times, nothing.
"I'm coming! Sister Jing, you must have put in a lot of effort just now, look at me." Hua Mo was eager to try.
As far as pinching fingers are concerned, she must be the best. She can accurately pinch Yanxi's five layers every time, which can be said to be a unique skill.
Maybe there will be a play.
"Boss, a flash bomb, thank you." Brother Yang generously used up the last [-] points of his coupons.
Hua Mo leaned over and observed the side of the turntable for a while, making sure that the surface of the turntable was level, and then moved slightly.
Her force is so small that the turntable stops after moving a millimeter. Thank you for your patronage.
The female king kong was about to get angry, she was about to overturn the table, she was about to smash the store, she shouted: "What kind of crap?! Is it money?!"
Hey, the lottery in the game is meant to cheat money.
"Excuse me, I want you to see who is the son of luck!" Yanxi moved his wrist, showed his 800 denomination coupon, and said to the uncle, "Here, a smoke bomb, look at mine!"
Before turning around, he secretly cast a glance at the camera in the corner, Xiaoye, it's time to hang up.
He turned vigorously, and the disk turned rapidly, whistling.
Instead, the friends booed and shouted mischievously together: "Thank you for your patronage, thank you for your patronage..."
The booing grew louder.
Squeak... The turntable finally stopped, and pairs of eyes almost fell out of their sockets in shock.
"Wow! Awesome!" Everyone exclaimed.
"Boss, I can choose 10 of the things written here. I really can choose randomly! Hahahaha!" Yanxi said proudly.
(End of this chapter)