HPDBC 163-The Wheels Are Pressing My Face! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
163-The Wheels Are Pressing My Face! (Please Customize, Please Ask For Flowers)
Two words of praise.
Wu Shushan originally looked at Su Chen with kinder eyes.
This moment became more satisfying.
Had it not even been considered a class.
There is an urge to accept his closed disciples on the spot!!
To this.
Su Chen brewed his emotions.
With a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, he sang aloud.
"You said that you were in Tiandu the year before last, and you went to Bianzang last year in the blink of an eye.
"You have carried a gun, you have played a fire bag, and you have eaten a few bowls of hot food."
"You have called chickens in Tianjing, but it is also the first time in Nanjing."
"Three of your illegitimate children are in Ajistan, and your wives are in Pakistan.
"I'll just quietly watch you pretend, and never interrupt you."
"You are rich and handsome. It is my good fortune to know you."
"I just watched you pretending to be aggressive quietly. No one has ever compared you."
"You can breathe air every second, your parents are afraid of you!!
Not loud.
There is even a trace of childishness that has not faded between the lines.
But it's the catchy lyrics.
As well as the meaning expressed in it, everyone still couldn't help laughing.
Almost a good guy came to serve!!
Although some students did not understand some of the words.
But the meaning of most of the lyrics is still clear.
immediately.
The look in Su Chen's eyes was fiery and pious.
Proper fan girl fan brother!
Look at Wu Shushan again.
After hearing these lyrics.
First, he was taken aback for a moment.
Then I just felt that my knee was sealed by something.
I almost knelt down on the spot!
With a look of hell on his face.
The whole person is a little bad!
Not only him, but even the audience in the live broadcast room.
After hearing this song, Qiqi couldn't help laughing.
The successive rewards and countless barrages filled the entire screen in an instant.
"Pfft hahaha! Good guy, I'm a good guy to serve you. Does your family know that you are so good?"
"I'm going to call you straight! Shouldn't we sing this song? Now everyone is quietly watching you pretending to be aggressive!!"
"It's so beautiful that my scalp is numb! I knelt down on the spot! This lyrics, without ten years of pretending skills, definitely can't write 060!!"
"Damn it! I'm still too young. I'll give you 101 points for this pretense. You won't be proud if you get one more point!!"
"Listening to other people's singing is just fun. If you really want to learn, you have to watch God Su! I'm a rolling pin today, and I've got a big eye!!"
"Why did Ma Ma and me smile like a scumbag and knelt on the ground, I showed her the video, and she is kneeling next to me now!!"
"These are not important, I'm just curious, God Su, how did you hold back your laughter and sing out in a serious manner?"
silence!
Endless silence!
Just when everyone was surprised by Su Chen's song.
The singing continued.
Until gradually approaching the end.
Only then did everyone come back to their senses.
Looking at Su Chen's calm expression, even faintly immersed in the singing.
The corners of Wu Shushan's eyes twitched violently twice.
Embarrassment flashed across his face.
"The singing is very good, it's the lyrics, ahem, should I say it or not, there is a little flaw.
"It would be better if it was replaced with a cheerful song."
Su Chen was taken aback.
Then he smiled slightly.
"That's it, that's simple, I know other songs."
"And this song is still my specialty!!"
As soon as the words came out.
Everyone immediately regained their spirits.
Even Wu Shushan looked at him with some surprise and astonishment.
Confirmed with a somewhat surprised tone.
"Really?"
"Of course, when did I, Su, tell a lie!"
Su Chen replied without thinking.
During the conversation.
He didn't forget to pat his chest with a proud face.
See here.
Wu Shushan stroked his mustache, pondered for two seconds, and nodded.
"If that's the case, then you have another song.
"I hope that the teachers and classmates will not be disappointed."
(①0)???
The students didn't have much reaction.
Even, there is a trace of expectation in the eyes.
But in the studio.
But densely covered with countless question marks.
Obviously. (bhab)
For Su Chen's words.
The audience couldn't believe a word of it!
for a while.
The barrage continued to surge.
"Teacher, are you serious? Do you dare to believe God Su's words? Are you afraid that you don't know that God Su gave you the nickname Classroom?"
"Hahaha, one dares to say, the other dares to believe, I will die laughing in this live broadcast room sooner or later, how much experience does this teacher have!!"
"A weak question, God Su, is your next song serious? It doesn't mean anything, it's just me, I like to listen to more serious songs, um, yes, that's right, that's it .”
"Upstairs, don't you ask the question without knowing it!! I bet a pack of Latiao, if this song is serious, I will perform handstand diarrhea live on the spot!!"
"One thing to say, although the lyrics are a bit spoof, but Su Shen's voice is really not covered, tsk tsk tsk, I'm so sore, it's too much to be so handsome, and the singing is very good, how can I justify it go!!"
"Brother, you don't know. There is a saying, sometimes, the gap between people is bigger than the gap between humans and pigs!!"
"This special-matter is more than God rewarding me with food! Why do I feel that Su Shen is like God's illegitimate child, and let him occupy all good things! Envy, envy, hate!!"
Su Chen who still doesn't know what the audience said.
Hearing Wu Shushan's words.
Nod.
Then he straightened his face.
He coughed twice, cleared his throat, and spoke.
"Boring life, I am moving bricks on the construction site."
"Suddenly there was a rich woman, and she contacted me!"
"The voice is very sweet, the photos look good, and I'm over 60 years old!"
"The rich woman is more than sixty, but she really loves me!"
"Let me live in a villa, and bought me a sports car."
"I am also very happy, this is my life choice, thank you my dear!"
"Seeing what you said, I also want to find a rich woman."
"Live a happy life and be as happy as I am."
"Let me tell you, I have many rich women and sisters, you can contact me."
"You all say that I am greedy for material life."
"Actually, for me, love is what it is."
"It makes me feel sad to say that about me, the rich woman hugs me!"
("゜ o ゜)"!!!
The singing fell.
this moment.
Whether it's the students, Wu Shushan, or the audience in the live broadcast room.
All of them opened their mouths wide, their eyes popped out, and their faces were stunned.
In the eyes, apart from the shock, there was also a deep sense of speechlessness.
horse fleas!
Real horse fleas!
Really fleas!
This special-code is like a horse flea opening the door for a horse flea, and the horse flea has come home!!
Even the audience who have already prepared in their hearts.
At this moment, I was still so shocked by the lyrics that I even forgot to post the barrage.
the whole classroom.
It is even quieter that a needle drop can be heard.
It's been a while.
Only then did Wu Shushan come to his senses.
He stared blankly at Su Chen.
The expression on his face was extremely complicated.
Words can't describe how I feel right now!
He opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say.
This special code is the song you swear by, the best song?
WDNMD!!!
Believe it or not, the butcher will give you a live show?!!
Also a rich woman!!
How old are you!!
Even if you are a child prodigy, you are a genius, but this song is too inappropriate?!!
Why don't you go to heaven?
Why not stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?!
for a while.
The atmosphere in the room became silent.
Contrary to him, it was the audience in the live broadcast room.
They were all overwhelmed by the lyrics.
Typing quickly with both hands, a barrage was launched on the screen.
"Damn! Fuck! Fuck! I'm so insane! Can I still play like this? Sure enough, I'm too small! Now it seems that God Su has already integrated horse fleas into his life!! "
"I'm so stupid! This song is so magical! My mind is full of this song now!! It's so poisonous!!"
"Shocked my mother for a whole year, this special is more than that, it's just plain!!"
"Um... is there any young lady here? It's a showdown, I'm fed up with being single, and I want to experience the pain of love too! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
"Upstairs, what are you talking about? What about your face? As for what? You don't even want your face to get out of the order?! Do you want to be so crazy?!! Regarding this, I just want to say one thing, please stop me!!"
"A man is a young man until he dies, and a rich woman is also a beauty in her old age. When she meets a rich woman, she seizes it and moves into a big villa overnight. Brothers, the opportunity to save thirty years of struggle has come!!"
Watching Wu Shushan being overwhelmed by his singing voice.
Su Chen stroked his non-existent beard with some satisfaction.
He said with a smile.
"Master, may I sit down?"
"Sit... sit down.
Wu Shushan nodded dully.
Take two deep breaths.
Adjusted the emotions with exaggerated fluctuations.
There was a stiff smile on his face.
Asked at the students.
"Also...is there any other student who would like to sing a song?"
Swish Swish Swish!!!
Except for a few students who are tone-deaf and really can't sing.
Sweep over at a glance.
Ninety-five percent of the students raised their hands.
His face was full of eager expressions.
In stark contrast to the previous situation.
"Then this classmate, what's your name?"
Although I have a bad feeling in my heart.
But the words have already been let out.
Naturally, Wu Shushan couldn't change it.
He glanced back and forth at everyone several times.
Only then did they lock their eyes on Li Yao.
And only him.
He kept a serious look on his face.
It seems a little more reassuring.
"Teacher, my name is Li Yao."
See yourself chosen.
Li Yao had a happy face, stood up abruptly, and replied.
"Alright, Li Yao, let's start your performance."
Wu Shushan nodded and raised his hand as a signal.
I prayed secretly in my heart.
I hope Li Yao won't come up with another devilish spoof song.
otherwise.
His small body in his forties.
I’m afraid I have to explain it here today!!
It seemed that his prayers had been heard.
Li Yao nodded his head obediently, pondered for a few seconds, and began to sing slowly.
"Two tigers love to dance, and the little rabbit pulls down the dills."
"My duckling and I are learning to walk, childhood is the most beautiful gift!"
Compared with Su Chen, the singing voice is more than one step worse.
But because of the simplicity of the tone.
It doesn't sound that bad.
certainly.
What relieved Wu Shushan the most was that.
The lyrics of this song are more serious.
Not as pompous as Su Chen's.
However.
Wu Shushan who just praised in his heart.
After hearing Li Yao's next lyrics.
The whole old face suddenly turned green.
He almost didn't slow down in one breath.
Only Li Yao continued to sing.
"Small snail, the blind chicken blows, and the seagulls fly away!
"Don't be afraid of wind and rain, don't be afraid of tiredness, learn all the skills quickly."
With the sound of singing.
pause time.
The students were dumbfounded.
The audience was startled.
Wu Shushan was dumbfounded.
He stared blankly at Li Yao.
I just felt an arrow in my chest.
A mouthful of old blood almost spurted out!
God, what a blind chicken blowing, blind chicken flying!!
Are you serious???
Come here, come here, I will add a buff to your head, and I promise not to shit on you!!
Clutching his chest.
Wu Shushan had a look of wanting to cry but no tears.
That expression of being frustrated and suspicious of life.
If I hadn't considered my majesty as a teacher, I'm afraid I couldn't help but burst into tears!
look up!
I'm so tired, I want to cry!!
woo woo woo......
in the corner.
See Wu Shushan's expression in his eyes.
Su Chen turned his head to look at Li Yao, with a playful smile on his lips.
He really didn't think of it.
This piece of shit is actually going to do something like this!
It is indeed a funny comparison invited by monkeys!
Net learned some exquisite naughtiness!!.