HPDBC Chapter 1925 Master Gu Yang Peeed
Chapter 1925 Master Gu Yang Peeed
Chapter 1925 Gu Yang: Master peed.
The bear paw fell, landing between Zhao Youcai's head and the plastic bag, the sound startling Zhao Youcai.
At this moment, Zhao Youcai was still half asleep, his eyes not even open, and he mumbled, "Lan na."
As he uttered those two words, the brown bear reached out with its paw to the side.
If that slap had landed on Zhao Youcai's face, it would have been disastrous.
Fortunately, the bear paw didn't touch the right side, but it touched the plastic bag to the left.
When the bear paw touched the plastic bag, the bag made a "whoosh" sound, which completely woke Zhao Youcai up.
At the same time, the big brown bear heard Zhao Youcai call out "Lan na".
"Roar..." The brown bear growled, perhaps saying, "What blue or green?"
Although the bear's roar wasn't loud, it was right next to his ear. Zhao Youcai jumped up and sat up, supporting himself on the mattress with both hands.
As he moved, the flashlight beneath him rolled to Zhao Youcai's side.
Zhao Youcai gripped the flashlight in the back of his hand and pushed the switch, a beam of light shooting straight into the brown bear's eyes.
The brown bear instinctively squinted its eyes; the sudden turn of events instilled fear in it.
"Hmph..." The brown bear roared, startling Gu Yang, who was fast asleep nearby. He looked up and saw the brown bear right in front of him.
In that instant, it was as if all the blood in his body had stopped flowing, and Gu Yang, his eyes wide open, froze on the spot.
In this critical moment, driven by the instincts of a top-notch gunner, Zhao Youcai threw the flashlight onto the mattress, then grabbed the gun and picked it up.
Zhao Youcai instinctively leaned the gun on his shoulder, and without even aiming, fired a shot directly at the brown bear that was right in front of him, baring its teeth and claws.
"Bang!" The brown bear was shot in the forehead, rolled over and fell to the ground, dying instantly.
Zhao Youcai, who fired the shot, sat there stunned, trembling all over, his upper and lower teeth chattering.
Too scary!
At this moment, Zhao Youcai felt a chill run down his spine, and he could no longer perceive the temperature around him, nor could he feel the night breeze.
Gu Yang, standing nearby, fared even worse. As soon as the gunshot rang out, Xiong fell down, and he too collapsed onto the mattress, motionless.
After about seven or eight minutes, Zhao Youcai snapped out of his daze. He first picked up his flashlight and shone it down, and after confirming that the bear had been shot in the head and was dead, he put down the flashlight, picked up the semi-automatic rifle, and switched off the safety.
"My eldest apprentice." After putting down his gun, Zhao Youcai reached out and nudged Gu Yang beside him. At this moment, Zhao Youcai's voice was hoarse, and his words trembled slightly.
Seeing that Gu Yang didn't move, Zhao Youcai was terrified. He grabbed the flashlight and used his other hand to push Gu Yang's head.
When Gu Yang's face was revealed, Zhao Youcai saw what it meant to be in tears.
"Master...ah..." Gu Yang burst into tears.
"Why are you crying? Stop crying." Zhao Youcai comforted Gu Yang, but Gu Yang wailed, "Master scared me to death! I thought I was dead."
“You’re not dead, stop howling.” Zhao Youcai said, “Let’s hurry down and get the bear’s gall out.”
"I dare not." Upon hearing that Zhao Youcai wanted to take him to remove the bear gallbladder, Gu Yang cried even louder.
"What's there to be afraid of? You're a complete idiot!" Zhao Youcai shoved Gu Yang aside and said, "If you keep acting like this, I won't take you up the mountain anymore."
"Fine, then don't take it," Gu Yang cried. "I won't come with you anymore."
Zhao Youcai's lips twitched; he knew the kid was terrified.
Zhao Youcai sighed and immediately comforted him, "My eldest apprentice, don't cry. Well... we killed that bear tyrant again today, making three bear gallbladders in total, including the two from yesterday. Once we sell these three bear gallbladders, no matter how much they fetch, we'll split them in half."
"Huh?" Gu Yang was taken aback when she heard this, and her tears stopped instantly.
“Master, I can’t accept that.” Gu Yang said, “I didn’t do much work, just give me three heads and two hundred.”
"Alright, just listen to whatever your master says." Zhao Youcai sighed. Although he wasn't always particular, he was really particular when he was.
After saying that, Zhao Youcai got up to go down the ladder, and at the same time called to Gu Yang, "Eldest disciple, let's go down quickly, or that bear gallbladder will go blind."
"Yes, Master," Gu Yang replied, and got up to go downstairs with Zhao Youcai.
But just as they were coming together, Gu Yang exclaimed, "Master peed!"
"What?" Zhao Youcai was startled upon hearing this. He held onto the ladder with his left hand and reached down to his crotch with his right.
But when Zhao Youcai touched it, he found that although his crotch was a little cool, it was not wet at all.
Zhao Youcai reached back and touched his own buttocks, but still couldn't find anything wet.
Just then, Zhao Youcai heard Gu Yang say, "Master, I peed."
"Oh dear!" Zhao Youcai twitched his lips and sighed helplessly, asking, "Are your cotton pants wet?"
"It's wet!" Gu Yang replied, his voice trembling with tears. Zhao Youcai then pressed, "Where's the mattress?"
Gu Yang got up, touched the mattress, and said, "Master, the mattress isn't wet."
“Then take off your pants, and then stay on top of me.” Zhao Youcai said, “Cover yourself with my blanket, and just stay there.”
"Master, then I won't help you cut the meat?" Gu Yang asked. Zhao Youcai replied, "Then why bother cutting chicken feathers? You can stay here."
After saying that, Zhao Youcai went over to remove the bear's gallbladder.
After Zhao Youcai removed the bear gallbladder, tied it with a thin hemp rope, and put it in a cloth bag, Gu Yang had already thrown away his single-layer trousers and cotton trousers.
Helpless, Zhao Youcai gathered some firewood nearby and then built a fire.
Zhao Youcai placed two sticks next to the fire and hung Gu Yang's cotton trousers on them.
Then, before Zhao Youcai could remove the brown bear's legs, he took Gu Yang's trousers to the riverbank and washed them in the water.
After washing Gu Yang's trousers, Zhao Youcai wrung out as much water as possible and returned to the fire to hang them up.
After that, Zhao Youcai went to dismember the bear legs. He removed the four bear legs with their paws attached and dragged them toward the river.
After immersing the bear's leg in the icy river water, Zhao Youcai returned and, using a large wooden stick, slowly pried open the brown bear carcass, gradually moving it into the quarry near its den.
After doing all this, it was already past 2 a.m. Zhao Youcai turned Gu Yang's trousers inside out and added more firewood to the fire.
The branch crackled as it went into the fire, the firelight reflecting off Zhao Youcai's face as he stared intently at the leaping flames.
Suddenly, Zhao Youcai saw the flames transform into the shape of a bear's head. He was startled and instinctively dodged backward.
……
By four o'clock, Gu Yang's single-layer trousers were dry, and the crotch of his cotton-padded trousers was also dry. Zhao Youcai threw the two pairs of trousers onto the lookout tower and shouted to Gu Yang, "Put them on! Pack your things, let's go!"
Gu Yang picked up the single-layer trousers; there was nothing wrong with them. But when he picked up the cotton-padded trousers, he immediately smelled a foul odor.
Gu Yang sniffed and craned his neck to say to Zhao Youcai below, "Master, my cotton-padded trousers..."
"Take it back and have your mom wash it for you," Zhao Youcai said. Gu Yang replied, "Master, I only have one pair of cotton pants. What will I wear if I wash them?"
These days, washing thick cotton-padded trousers is a real pain; you have to take them completely apart, separating the fabric from the cotton.
"No problem," Zhao Youcai said. "We won't be here tonight."
“They’re not here anymore?” Gu Yang looked up at the mutilated corpses in the distance and said to Zhao Youcai, “Master, this place is so nice, let’s stay here for a couple more days.”
After saying this, Gu Yang paused for a moment, then added, "If Big Bear comes again, won't we get another one?"
When Gu Yang mentioned the words "Big Bear Tyrant," Zhao Youcai shivered inexplicably, and then he clearly felt his heart pounding.
Based on Zhao Youcai's experience, he knew he was frightened by the brown bear.
But Zhao Youcai absolutely could not say these words.
"No...no more." Zhao Youcai said, "Two days of collecting these three bear gallbladders is enough for us. Let's go back. We haven't gotten any sleep these past two days. Let's go back and get some rest."
Gu Yang was still a little unwilling, but before he could say anything, he heard Zhao Youcai say, "Alright, hurry up and roll up all the blankets and stuff, let's pack up and go home."
Hearing Zhao Youcai's words, Gu Yang had no choice but to comply, though unwilling. The master and apprentice packed their luggage and personal belongings. Two large sacks containing bear legs were tied to the back of the motorcycle, and Zhao Youcai pulled Gu Yang down the mountain.
Zhao Youcai didn't get home until after eight o'clock. In situations like this, it would be better for him to go to the third work section and take the forest ranger's commuter cart down, just like yesterday.
That way I'd get home even earlier, and I wouldn't have to ride a motorcycle all the way.
However, Gu Yang's luggage roll emitted a faint odor, and Zhao Youcai was afraid that others would make wild guesses, so he preferred to suffer the hardship himself rather than go to the third work section.
Back in Yong'an Village, Zhao Youcai rode his motorcycle to Gu Yang's house, leaving Gu Yang, his luggage, and three bear legs with paws behind. He only took one of the bear legs home with him.
When Zhao Youcai arrived home, Wang Meilan was leading a group of women in sorting out hides in the shed in the backyard.
Meanwhile, the Zhao family members were chatting and eating melon seeds inside the house.
The motorcycle entered the courtyard and stopped in front of the house. Zhao Youcai got off the motorcycle and saw Zhao Jun waiting at the door.
"Dad." Zhao Jun saw the burlap sack tied to the back of the motorcycle, with a bear paw sticking out of the sack's opening. Zhao Jun was quite surprised and said, "Did you bump into a bear again?"
"Hmm," Zhao Youcai replied perfunctorily, and went straight into the house.
"Brother-in-law."
"uncle."
"uncle."
When Zhao Youcai came in, Wang Qiang and the others greeted him.
Zhao Youcai nodded aloofly, then took out a cloth bag containing bear bile from his pocket and handed it to Zhao Jun, saying, "Dip this in the bear bile. After that, you guys clean up that thigh outside."
Zhao Jun took the bear bile and asked Zhao Youcai, "Dad, have you eaten?"
"I've eaten." Zhao Youcai said as he walked into the inner room. He had heated up the leftover pies from yesterday by the fire this morning and ate them.
Watching Zhao Youcai leave, Wang Qiang whispered to Zhang Yuanmin and the others, "They've got Xiong Ba now, they're really something else."
Zhang Yuanmin and the others smiled but said nothing. Wang Qiang's statement made sense, but theirs did not.
Zhao Youcai returned to his room, took off his gun and bag and put them on the table. Then he took off the clothes he had worn on the mountain and changed into the clothes he wore at home.
After changing his clothes, Zhao Youcai got onto the kang (a heated brick bed), pulled over the small quilt he usually used for his afternoon nap, covered himself with it, and quickly fell asleep.