HPDBC Chapter 1196 Molesting Brother-in-law
Chapter 1196 Molesting Brother-in-law
Chapter 1196 Molesting Brother-in-law
A table of sumptuous meals was served, and a group of people sat down and ate together.
"Brother-in-law, try my love cucumber." Baguio graciously put a cucumber in Ye Fan's bowl, and said with high interest, "I only finished this plate of cucumbers on this table."
"I was still thinking, it's impossible for you to make something to eat, even if you make it, it's still not edible." Ye Fan said seriously, he had experienced Baguio's cooking skills before, so naturally he didn't dare Complimented, but Baguio caught it in the bowl, so I can only save face, and said eagerly: "Then I will have a taste, how is your craftsmanship?"
"Taste quickly." Bi Yao looked at Ye Fan eagerly and urged.
Liu Shangxiang, Lu Xiangxiang, and Qiu Wen smiled expectantly, as if they were waiting for Ye Fan to comment.
Mengyao could tell at a glance that the smiles of Liu Shangxiang and the others were definitely malicious.
Ye Fan ate it, and he also tasted something wrong with the taste. Naturally, he saw the smiles of Liu Shangxiang and the others, but he didn't care.
"How is it?" Baguio asked impatiently, "How does it taste? Is it delicious?"
"I see, you don't know the difference between salt and sugar. How much sugar did you put in the cucumber? It's so sweet that you can't swallow it." Ye Fan said.
"Not much, just about three spoonfuls." Baguio said shyly, "Salt and sugar look the same, they are both white, so they confuse them."
"They're all white, so they look the same?" Qiu Wen smiled and said, "Both men and women have two eyes, isn't it the same?"
"This is different. Men pee while standing, women squat down, and women can have children, but men can't." Baguio has a lot of reasons.
"Who says men can't have children? Without men, can women have children?" Qiu Wen tried her best to teach Baguio so that Baguio would realize her mistake.
At the dinner table, Bi Yao and Qiu Wen started arguing. Meng Yao, Liu Shangxiang and Lu Xiangxiang looked at each other and almost vomited blood.
"Ahem!" Ye Fan coughed, and said with a straight face: "We eat such nutritious meals, and you say such unnutritious words, can you be a little normal, and don't be so childish, okay?" ? If you are interested, find a place where no one is around and you can slowly study the issue of peeing and having children, don't talk about it at the dinner table, okay?"
"It's not childish, it's cute, okay?" Baguio argues.
"I'm eating, so I stopped talking." Qiu Wen smiled awkwardly, and then put all her energy on chewing.
"It's not wrong to say that you are eccentric. Don't mention messy things at the dinner table." Mengyao warned.
"Received!" Baguio agreed, then looked at Ye Fan and said, "Brother-in-law, haven't you said whether the cucumbers I made are delicious?"
"It's delicious, but it's too sweet." Ye Fan said.
"Eat more if it tastes good, hehe." Baguio helped Ye Fan pick up a few more chopsticks.
Ye Fan's face collapsed, and he said depressedly: "I have my own hands, I can hold them myself, you can eat yours."
"You despise me." Baguio immediately felt wronged.
"Why do I despise you?" Ye Fan was that depressed, thinking, this is not the treatment of a patient, it is simply deceitful, meeting such a sister-in-law is enough.
"You don't eat what I put in, and you don't allow me to take it, you just dislike me." Baguio muttered.
"Okay, come however you like, okay?" Ye Fan compromised, who made him a man.
"Hey, this is my good brother-in-law, okay?" Baguio became happy, with an ambiguous look.
"Eat more, don't be hungry." Ye Fan also helped Baguio pick up some cucumbers.
"Brother-in-law, you want to hurt me. I'm on a diet and I can't eat too sweet things." Baguio's face-changing speed was staggering.
It was a sunny day just now, and it was cloudy immediately.
"Pfft!" Qiu Wen couldn't help laughing directly, and the rice grains in her mouth also sprayed out.
Mengyao, Liu Shangxiang and Lu Xiangxiang burst out laughing.
Only Ye Fan's face was darker than the bottom of the pot. Perhaps, the reason why Mengyao and the others laughed had a lot to do with his expression. Baguio's rampant behavior and messy logic made him angry and hurt internally.
"If you give me food, you must eat it. If you don't eat it, you will dislike you. I will give you food. If you don't eat it, it's fine. What do you say that I hurt you? What does your weight loss have to do with me hurting you? Let's talk , as long as you don’t have a lot of meat all over your body, you are as thin as wood, and you still lose weight, what kind of fat have you lost.” Ye Fan’s lungs exploded with anger, and he almost passed out.
"Is there no flesh on my whole body? No, this is definitely a fallacy. Brother-in-law, if you don't believe me, you can touch it. My chest is definitely more than flesh." Bi Yao said, and was about to pull Ye Fan's hand He touched his chest with his hand.
It must be tested in practice, otherwise, it is a problem that the brother-in-law does not believe it.
Ye Fan's hand was pulled out half the distance, and when he approached the forbidden area, Ye Fan quickly retracted.
He covered his face with his hands, and sighed weakly: "What kind of evil did I do?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Killing me."
"Ouch, my belly."
"Ye Fan, Ye Fan, I didn't expect that you will have today. There is nothing you can do about being tortured."
"Baguio, you are a living treasure, others are mad at you, but I think you are laughing at you."
"Tell me, how can you be so funny?"
"You even flirted with your brother-in-law like this."
Liu Shangxiang and Lu Xiangxiang lost their composure, smiling regardless of their reserve and image.
Not to mention Qiu Wen, she gave Bi Yao a thumbs up.
Mengyao turned her head away, she really felt a headache for this little girl, but the smile on her face was still strong.
"You girl, I really want to punish you..." Ye Fan pretended to be deep, and wanted to teach Baguio a lesson, but he failed. He laughed himself first, watching the reactions of Mengyao and the others and the scene. Atmosphere, he was laughed out of anger.
Can you not laugh?
From almost vomiting blood from being angry, to now laughing, this process was very hard.
"Have you laughed enough? You guys are really boring. Your sense of humor is so low. What's so funny about it? Let's see if you enjoy it." Baguio was old-fashioned, and taught him a lesson like an adult.
"You little treasure, sometimes people like it very much, but sometimes it makes people very nervous. You, I think you are hanging in this life. Even your brother-in-law can flirt with you openly. Who would dare I want you." Lu Xiangxiang teased.
"That's not molesting, it's a test for brother-in-law." Baguio said solemnly.
Laughter kept going, and the atmosphere was lively.
(End of this chapter)