HPDBC Chapter 3138 This Beating Is Inescapable
Chapter 3138 This Beating Is Inescapable
Chapter 3138 This Beating Is Inescapable
"Lanhua, your family has really prospered; even your granddaughter has a foreign name."
A woman told Malanhua that everyone heard her shout "Robin" just now.
"As expected, you've become quite sophisticated since you went to a major international city. Orchid, do you have a foreign name?" a gossipy woman asked with a smile.
Malanhua spat and said, "Bullshit, what a fancy name! I don't have a foreign name. My little flower calls me the 'Pancake Beauty'."
The audience burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, you, you, an orchid, and you call yourself Xi Shi?! Oh my goodness~~~"
Malanhua laughed along, then her expression changed and she spat out, "Why can't I be Xi Shi? When I was young, who in Baijia Village was prettier than me? I was the most eye-catching."
"Yes, yes, a young man from town came to the village to pursue you, but you didn't agree. We all felt sorry for you."
"Her husband is truly blessed."
"Old Bai has become much fairer and fatter since he came back this time."
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Malanhua chatted and laughed with everyone, feeling more relaxed than ever before. But when she saw her little granddaughter chasing the pig back and forth in the square several times, she couldn't help but feel a little confused. When Xiaobai reappeared in her sight, she finally couldn't hold back anymore and called out to Xiaobai, telling her to come over and stop chasing the pig. She was being so cute and silly.
Upon hearing this, Little White stopped and said unwillingly, "I'm almost there."
"You've been chasing him for half an hour, what have you done? The little pig is just teasing you, isn't it?" Ma Lanhua said mercilessly.
Little White thought for a moment, then took off running, saying, "Little Pig and I were just teasing you."
Malanhua almost chased after the child and gave him a good beating.
Little White chased after Little Black Pig. Strangely enough, after falling out with Malan Flower, the two of them never ran towards the square again, showing remarkable tacit understanding.
Xi'er had long since stopped running around. She parked her car in front of Bai Guagua's house and waited for them to come back.
Almost an hour later, Bai Guagua and Xiao Xiaobai finally appeared, leading the little black pig.
At this moment, Little White was riding on the back of Little Black Pig, with White Melon supporting her and holding a rope around Little Black Pig's neck.
The little black pig grunted and whimpered as it walked, its limbs trembling as if it were about to be crushed at any moment.
"Stop playing! Drive the little black pig back to its pen," Xi'er reminded him.
"Hiahia, let's play a little longer." Little White hasn't had enough fun yet.
Xi'er said, "Then I'll tell your aunt."
"Get there now, get there now, don't say another word!"
Little White was also afraid of Xi'er, because Xi'er really meant what she said and wasn't just joking or trying to scare her.
Upon hearing Xi'er's words, she quickly herded the little black pig into the pigpen with Bai Guagua, but then turned around and herded the little white pig out.
"What are you doing? What are you doing?" Xi'er asked hurriedly.
Little White Pig grinned and said, "I've gone back to the black pig. I'm herding the white pig now."
Xi'er said, "You can't play anymore."
"Sister Xi'er, do you want to ride the little pig?"
This is an attempt to bribe someone.
"I'm not playing. Guagua's parents are coming back. You'll get caught, and then Bai Guagua will get a beating."
Bai Guagua wanted to confidently say that he wouldn't get beaten up, but he didn't dare to say it because he really would get beaten up.
Little White thought it over and over, but in the end, it still felt that White Melon's life was more important. So it chased the little white pig back to the pigpen, but in its heart, it thought it would come to play with Melon again tomorrow.
Xi'er said, "I saw Bai Feng and the others in the square just now. Shall we go and play with them?"
Little White asked, "What are they doing?"
Bai Guagua said, "I saw them setting off firecrackers."
"Then go and take a look."
The three of them rushed to the vicinity of the square, but after searching around, they still couldn't find Bai Feng and his group. Little Bai didn't dare to show her face because her grandmother was nearby.
As the one who knew Bai Feng and the others best, Bai Guagua led the way and found them by the river.
This group of people are playing with firecrackers, throwing them into the water and saying they're blasting fish.
"Did it explode?" Little White asked curiously as he leaned closer.
The younger brother said, "Not yet..."
Bai Feng interrupted, "We've only just started blasting, we're sure we'll get something. I once blasted a huge catfish in the river, it weighed over ten kilograms."
"A big catfish? Weighing over ten kilograms?"
A huge question mark appeared above someone's head. It was none other than Bai Feng's underlings, those wild newbies.
Bai Feng said coldly, "What? Didn't you see it at the time?"
"...I see it, I see it, it's really big, almost as big as Little White."
Call me Robin.
"Oh, Robin, you're almost as big as Little White now."
"There seem to be very few fish in the river. It's too cold, and the fish are all hiding in the grass and won't come out," someone said.
Immediately someone suggested, "Let's go fry fish in Guagua's fishpond."
After saying that, he suddenly remembered that Bai Guagua was right there, so he quickly changed his words: "Hahaha, just kidding, there are no fish left in Guagua's fishpond."
Bai Guagua suddenly realized something and shouted, "So it was you who killed my fish with the blast!!! It was you!!!"
"No, we didn't blast fish in your pond, don't make things up." Everyone quickly distanced themselves from the situation, "We didn't go to your fishpond to blast fish, don't talk nonsense."
Bai Guagua said angrily, "The day before yesterday, a small crucian carp died in my fishpond. Was it killed by your bombs?"
"We only killed one small loach with the blast, not any small crucian carp."
The group was arguing and making noise.
"Stop arguing!!! Are you still going to play or not? If not, go back." Bai Feng said. He had a certain amount of authority, and everyone was willing to give him face, mainly because Xiao Huahua wasn't here.
"Let's play, let's stop arguing, let's stop arguing," everyone quickly said.
Xi'er stood silently to the side. She watched as the people started by throwing firecrackers into the river, claiming it was to blast fish, but it was more like they were creating splashes in the water to see whose splashes looked the best. After getting bored, they started blasting cow dung on the riverbank.
With a few loud bangs, the cow dung exploded into flowers.
Xi'er quickly hid far away, finding it hard to understand the group's interests.
She called for Xiao Bai to come back quickly, but the child was at a stage where curiosity was at its peak, wanting to see everything and meddle in everything. Not only did she not leave, she even moved closer. Seeing that Bai Guagua was about to stick firecrackers into cow dung, she also went over to get a closer look.
Bai Guagua was a nice person and reminded her to stay away, but Xiao Xiaobai was unmoved, her curiosity overcoming her perception of danger.
"Run!"
After Bai Guagua lit the firecrackers, he hurriedly ran away, with Xiao Xiaobai following closely behind. They took off running, and suddenly a loud bang rang out behind them.
Then Little White got into trouble. Cow dung from the firecrackers rained down on her, covering her completely, and a big one even landed on her head.
The white gourd that was with it wasn't much better off; it was also splattered with cow dung.
The two of them cried right then and there.
Bai Feng and the others quickly comforted her, busily helping to clean and wash Xiao Xiaobai, trying to cheer her up.
Bai Guagua stood aside, looking enviously at Xiao Xiaobai who was surrounded by admirers, while he himself was all alone, with no one caring about him, even though he had been covered in cow dung.
Bai Guagua felt his face was wet, and he felt like he was about to cry. He reached up and wiped it off. Scoop! It was a piece of cow dung!
Everyone hurriedly helped Xiaobai wipe the cow dung off her body, but the cow dung on her head was difficult to clean, so she had to wash her hair first.
"Let's go home quickly," Xi'er suggested. "Little Bai, you can't let your grandma find out, or you'll get a beating."
Little White thought for a moment, then nodded and said, "I can't let my mom know either, she'll beat me up too."
“Come to my place, I’ll wash your hair and do your laundry. The clothes you hung out to dry yesterday are almost dry, so I can let you change into them,” Xi’er said.
Upon hearing this, Little White felt relieved that he wouldn't get a beating and exclaimed with delight, "How lucky I am! Hahaha!"
The group hurriedly returned to Teacher Jiang's house. Xi'er asked Bai Feng and the others to keep watch outside, while she took Xiao Xiaobai to the bathroom to wash her hair and change clothes.
In the bathroom, Xiao Bai watched Xi'er run hot water for her, and her mood relaxed. She said with a grin, "Haha, my aunt definitely won't find out about me, haha."
Xi'er cautioned, "Don't go fry cow dung next time, you smell terrible."
"Hiahia, I definitely won't get blown up next time."
"Do you want a next time?"
Just as the two were talking, Bai Feng rushed over and stood outside the door, saying anxiously, "Xi'er, Xi'er, something bad has happened! Grandma Jiang and your sister are coming back soon. They're from Dunzi's house."
Upon hearing this, the two people inside became nervous.
Little White was scared: "What should we do? Should we hide?"
Xi'er said, "What are you going to do if you hide? You smell so bad!"
Little White said with a long face, "Am I doomed?"
Just then, Bai Guagua rushed over and said anxiously, "Oh no, Sister Xi'er, Xiao Xiaobai's grandma is here too, and she's about to go onto the bridge."
The little white dog in the bathroom turned pale with fright.
This is like adding insult to injury; they won't stop until Little White gets this beating.
Little Bai was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan: "What should I do? What should I do? Sister Xi'er, please save me!"
(End of this chapter)