HPDBC Chapter 3367 The Chaotic Rehearsal
Chapter 3367 The Chaotic Rehearsal
Chapter 3367 The Chaotic Rehearsal
On the stage, Xiaobai coughed and cleared his throat. His gaze swept across the audience. Almost all the kids from Little Red Horse Academy were there, even Xiaozhou was sitting below. They didn't seem to care much about the questions asked earlier. Some chattered and others played around, like a group of ducklings that had just been herded back from the fields.
It wasn't until Xiaobai said that the other children could ask questions that everyone stopped talking and looked over with eager eyes. The first to ask a question was Xiaowei, a junior reporter from the battlefield.
Her question hit the nail on the head: "Xiaobai, since AI can make movies, can it help us with other things in the future, like writing news for us, cooking for us, sweeping the floor for us, putting our babies to sleep for us, and even fighting wars for us?"
Xiao Bai's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but look at Xiao Weiwei again. He felt that Xiao Weiwei was standing under the light, and her shadow became very tall. Such a direct question was actually asked by a little girl! She really deserves to be called a war correspondent. She has a high level of insight and depth in her thinking.
"That's a really good question," Xiaobai exclaimed, as if he were applauding a good move by an opponent in a game of Go. Even though they were opponents, it didn't stop him from praising them.
Before she could answer, the children below were already chattering excitedly, as if the place had been boiling over.
But when Xiaobai listened carefully, he found that these silly kids were giving irrelevant answers.
"I want to have ten babies in the future, and let AI take care of them all, hahaha~~"
"I don't want a baby anymore, I want a robot to make me a baby, haha~"
"Do all AI look as good as handbags?"
"I don't want to go to school, I don't want to study, I don't want to do homework. Can AI do these things for me?"
"Does AI have hands, feet, and a penis? How can it do so many things for us?"
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"What is all this nonsense?" Xiaobai couldn't listen anymore and interrupted, "Xiaoweiwei's question is very good. She saw the future application scenarios of AI. If AI develops to a level of intelligence that is sufficient in the future..."
She copied all of her father's answers; she had asked the same question last night, hehehe, Little Bai had expected this!
Xiao Weiwei listened attentively to Xiao Bai's answer, occasionally taking notes in her notebook. Xiao Bai nodded, feeling very pleased. However, when she glanced at the other children—no, the silly kids—her face darkened. These little guys were all distracted and weren't listening at all.
Following Xiao Weiwei, Tian Xiaoya stood up next.
Tian Xiaoya's question was full of everyday life: "Director Xiaobai, when you were filming, you ate a lot of meals. Did you spend a large portion of your money on food? Can you tell the reporters about that?"
Another round of snickers erupted from the audience.
Xiao Bai secretly pursed her lips. What kind of question is this? A reporter would ask such a question at a press conference?!
But in order not to dampen the children's enthusiasm, she patiently answered, "Logistics...emm, that is, eating, is also an important part of creation! Sufficient nutrition is necessary to ensure active thinking! That's not the point! Next!"
She quickly changed the subject.
Xiao Nian stood up and asked, "Xiao Bai, if a reporter asks what Xi'er was thinking when she touched the glass at the end of the film, I really want to know every time I see that scene."
Xiaobai hadn't thought about this question yet. She pondered it carefully and said, "Xi'er probably didn't think about anything at the time. She just felt... that she was very close to the older brothers and sisters in the photo and wanted to touch them, just like we want to touch photos of our family members. That feeling doesn't require too much thought."
Xiao Nian nodded vigorously, her eyes sparkling.
The Q&A session gradually became more and more whimsical, deviating further and further from the theme of "press conference rehearsal".
Holding his baby bottle, Robin raised his hand and asked indistinctly, "Auntie, the reporters will ask, 'When you were filming the movie, I poured you a bear-shaped drink, so am I important?'"
Xiao Bai: "...Important, Robin, the logistics minister, is very important."
(Thinking to myself: As long as you don't touch the computer again.)
"Director Xiaobai, are the guns in the movie real?"
"Will AI be able to write scripts on its own? Does that mean Chengcheng will be out of work in the future?"
"Next time you make a movie, can I play a tree? I can stand still! I'm the best at playing trees!"
"Xiaobai, what should I do if I get nervous on stage and need to go to the bathroom?"
"Is food provided at the press conference? Are there Bear-themed drinks?"
"Why isn't Liuliu participating? Is she not that good?"
"When can I participate? I want to speak on stage."
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The questions were varied and bizarre, ranging from artistic creation to technical principles, from historical research to basic necessities like eating, drinking, and relieving oneself. Xiao Bai was initially full of energy and prepared to deal with all kinds of questions, standing upright. But slowly, his shoulders slumped, his back relaxed, his head drooped, and his energy was gradually depleted. He became listless, propping his cheek with one hand, his eyelids drooping... He felt physically tired, but even more mentally exhausted.
The questions were getting increasingly outrageous, with some even asking why she and Liuliu were in a romantic relationship! This question immediately broke Liuliu's nerves, and she stood up to confront this idiot!
It's Zhou Zizi again!
Dudu and Xiaomi quickly stopped Liuliu and tried to calm her down. Robin also generously took out his baby bottle and offered Liuliu a sip to calm her down, which made Liuliu even angrier. She wanted to stomp on him and make him scream.
"Stop! Stop right there!"
Xiao Bai finally couldn't take it anymore and raised his hands in surrender: "Reporters, the Q&A session is over for now! Everyone can go home and have some fun."
She tried to regain control of the situation, but the children in the audience were clearly still enjoying the fun of "interrogating" the director, chattering and discussing incessantly. They were very dissatisfied with Xiaobai's sudden decision to stop the rehearsal, shouting and yelling.
Seeing that the situation was getting out of control, Xiao Bai quickly shouted, "Robin!! Quick, maintain order, you're in security!"
"&%arrive!"
Robin quickly put down the baby bottle, stood up, and shouted at the rioting kids, "Stop making noise!!!"
The scene was quiet for a second, then returned to normal; those who were going to argue continued arguing, and those who were jumping on stools didn't stop.
Robin thought for a moment, then ran to the classroom to get his inflatable steel fork. He put his hands on his hips and said menacingly, "Stop making noise!! If you keep making noise, I'll arrest you! Zhou Zizi, don't start this!!"
There was a two-second silence, then it got even noisier...
Robin carried the inflatable steel fork back to the classroom, slammed the door shut, and panted, "That was dangerous!"
She couldn't control the children anymore.
In the end, it was Xiaobai, along with Dudu, Xiaomi, and others, who took action and arrested all the rioting children, making them stand against the wall as punishment.
Zhou Zizi and Tian Xiaoya, in particular, were the leaders and received special attention.
"Liuliu, I'm leaving them to you. You'll have to discipline them properly, but don't lay a hand on them," Xiaobai instructed.
"Hahaha~~~ No problem, I won't use my hands, but I can use my feet, right?" Liu Liu laughed loudly, hands on her hips.
No sooner had she finished speaking than Zhou Zizi and Tian Xiaoya glared at her angrily. This bully, Liu, actually wanted to crush them!
Xiao Bai said irritably, "You can't move your feet, but you can pinch my cheeks."
Xiao Bai decided to teach Zhou Zizi and Tian Xiaoya a lesson, and left amidst Liu Liu's devilish laughter.
Once she left, only Liuliu, Zhou Zizi, and Tian Xiaoya remained. Liuliu's smile became even more eerie. Zhou Zizi and Tian Xiaoya exchanged a glance, then tacitly hugged each other and leaned on one another.
"Haha, you're scared too? Don't be afraid, kids. I'll treat you well. I don't eat children."
As soon as Liu Liu finished speaking, Zhou Zizi suddenly and swiftly raised her little foot and stomped on the instep of Liu Liu's left foot. Instead of running away immediately, she puffed out her cheeks, looked at Liu Liu firmly, and said, "I'm not afraid of you~"