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The director took off the headset and sighed.
"Tim, don't tell me this is an arranged script, lie to my tears, I will be very angry."
Tim took a deep breath and told the director the truth.
"I just gave him a gun and told him, you might have an impromptu show."
The director scratched his hair: "Oh my god...you are really crazy!"
"But I never thought...he could make such a big splash! He's just an actor...a...player!"
"You underestimated his influence!"
...
on site.
David asks a fatal question.
"Jiang, this doesn't look like a joke, it's more like a tragedy..."
In an instant, Jiang Bei pulled his eyes, staring at him like cannibal eyes!
The tone is stern!
"Listen! Me! Say! Finish!"
Although, with a frustrated expression, he lowered his head and laughed.
"It's hard being a comedian, I can't move a single inch out of the swamps of Harlem, I try to be a teddy bear at a fairground, you know? Forty degrees in a holster and I'm sweating, It sticks to my skin all day long, and I can see flesh and blood even when I tear it, and those big leather shoes are the rubbish that they defaulted on paying their wages, and they paid off the debt. I was spurned and abused, But still pretend to be ugly, those bastards in Brooklyn who didn't go to high school, always steal my stuff, Fxxk...hahaha...damn!"
Just as Jiang Bei finished speaking, the voice of the system rang in his ears.
[Ding... The host activates passive acting skills: R+ level, restricted level, one of the 24 special acting skills: PBA pseudobulbar emotions! 】
[Passive Acting - PBA Pseudobulbar Emotion]: R+ acting (restricted), rare mental illness.
[Effect]: Laughing wildly +999, crying bitterly +999, empathy +999, emotional rendering +999, the two emotions coexist, can be controlled at will, there is a 100% probability of causing the audience to go crazy!There is a 100% probability of getting 'follow', and a 100% probability of triggering a frenzy of ratings!
[Ps]: Excellent comedians are all mental patients, without exception.
(Note 1: It can coexist with other passive acting skills.)
(Note 2: There is no distinction between the inside and the outside of the play.)
(Note 3: Please use the host carefully!!!)
How about laughing and crying at the same time?
Just look at Jiangbei.
Jiang Bei couldn't feel the burning sensation caused by the paint wrapped in tears.
"¨々I don't have the capital to resist. I even have to plan three meals a day. If I don't pay attention, I may starve. That 30-square-meter old and small room used up more than half of my salary, hahaha. ..I often default on rent, and when the landlord knocks on the door, I grab the quilt and hide in the toilet.”
"It was only later that I realized... not only Harlem can't tolerate me, but this city..." Jiang Bei wiped away his tears, his voice trembling, "To be precise, yes! This! This one! World! World! Let! No! Next! Me!"
David was afraid of the gun in Jiang Bei's hand, but he still asked the question that everyone was puzzled by.
"why?"
"Because I'm a monster."
Jiang Bei was trembling, which made everyone afraid that he would go off and shoot...
"Do you know about PBA syndrome?"
David shook his head.
Jiang Bei suddenly burst out laughing uncontrollably!
"Hahahahahahahaha...haha...PBA, pseudobulbar affect...hahaha."
As soon as this word comes out.
The whole world was in an uproar.
PBA, translated as: Pseudobulbar Affect, is a complication caused by brain damage, or nervous system disorders, or ALS.
The main clinical features are: the patient cannot control crying and laughing, and may even cry when he wants to laugh and laugh when he wants to cry.
"It's an extremely rare condition, hahaha... when I don't control it... I can... laugh out loud, and of course... emotionally every night! Hug! Head! Pain! Cry!"
wow...
wow...
wow...
There was a loud panic at the scene!
Jiang Bei sobbed, but at the same time, laughter came from his mouth. This unimaginable scene shocked the world!
The number of people in the live broadcast room.
Breakthrough 3 million!
Tim has been afraid to look at the ratings, it's become a (got Zhao)...a number that doesn't make sense anymore!
Stop at 79.7%! ! !
Jiang Bei's fingers with bulging veins grabbed the sofa, his eyes flushed strangely!
"This kind of disease...needs to be controlled by drugs...The little savings I have left are all used to buy medicines..."
Sweating!
As if he had passed the most difficult stage, Jiang Bei rested his head on the sofa, his eyes bloodshot, heaved a sigh of relief, and continued.
"The days went on, I was doing odd jobs and making ends meet until... I shot and killed three thieves."
uproar...
David looked at Jiangbei in disbelief!
"You...really killed someone?"
Jiang Bei turned his head, rolled out the whites of his eyes, with a horrifying expression: "I have nothing to lose. My life is full of absurdities and black comedies."
David stroked his hand, shook his head and said, "Do you think...killing those people is funny?"
"Yeah, and... I'm sick of pretending it's not funny. Comedy is subjective, David, you know? That's what everyone thinks, right?"
Comedy concept.
According to Schopenhauer's interpretation.
— it is a humorous play based on the wretchedness of the performers.
"I think the thing about being a comedian was wrong from the start, look at Chaplin, he died of sedatives and hypnotics."
"Jim Carrey suffers from depression and he's on medication every day."
"They gave their laughter, but has anyone ever asked them, are you happy? I killed them because they are scum! These days, every one! People! All! Half! People! Half! Ghosts!"
boom!
Jiang Bei took the gun butt, slammed it on the table, stood up, and stared at David!
"It's enough to drive anyone crazy! No one can consider our feelings! It's like you always tease recklessly! Think we won't turn our faces and go crazy?!"
The gun was pointed at David.
This time, it can't be stable.
In the ear, everything is quiet.
Jiang Bei squeezed out the sound of tearing with his abdominal cavity.
"David, is this story funny or not?"
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Ps: Duck! ! ! ! !Another big chapter! ! ! !
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Chapter 137 Tell a big lie and make the world dance!
And this time.
The police have surrounded the broadcasting building of Beep C, fully armed!
on site.
In other words, the fear of the whole world has been completely ignited by Jiangbei!
David was so incoherent that he couldn't speak, he just felt a warm current down his spine...
"Jiang...no no no...Joker! Mr. Joker...this story...haha...too funny." Realizing that he had made a mistake, David quickly changed his words, "No...I I mean, it's not funny at all! I swear!"
Jiangbei is extremely cold and stern!
With a pair of eyes, David's spine felt chills!
"A downright tragic, hilarious?"
David fell into Jiangbei's full set step by step.
"But this life, doesn't it happen around you?! It turns out that what we laugh at is ourselves, and others are hell. This is our value!"
coax!
This sentence, like Hong Zhong Dalu, shattered the three views that everyone worked so hard to shatter!
on site.
There was no sound, everyone was silent.
Backstage ratings.
Stay at a scarlet number: 83%! ! !
The 40-minute "David Talk Show" has also ended.
Under everyone's gaze, Jiang Bei pulled his eyes tiredly, the scarlet bloodshot eyes faded, and said in despair.
"Born in hell, please remember, Your Excellency."
Done.
While everyone screams in horror, pull the trigger!
It was expected that the shooting at 207 did not happen, and there was no bloodshed, only a rubber bow and arrow, biu~ shot on David's forehead.
David, who had already scared the shit out of him, was shocked!
But when he saw the toy gun in Jiang Bei's hand.
For a moment, the continuously tense nerves made him want to collapse the sandcastle, which collapsed on the ground.
next second.
Recorded by the camera, Jiang Bei quickly helped David up, but unfortunately...David was already limp on the ground, unconscious and foaming at the mouth!
"David, wake up..."
When a person is overly frightened.
Nervous function is a disorder, and gastrointestinal discomfort caused by neuroregulatory dysfunction leads to accumulation of liver stasis, and the adaptive metabolic level cannot meet the body's functions.
There will be foaming at the mouth...
"Hey David, wake up! It's a toy gun!"
From the beginning to the end, the gun in Jiang Bei's hand was fake and couldn't be fake!
But his acting skills are really good!
Lie the world over!
No one paid attention to the 'gun' itself at all, and didn't even look at the rubber bow and arrow in front of the 'gun'...cover your face.jpg.
Everyone's attention was on Jiang Bei!
moment.
The doctor who had been prepared in the background, carried a stretcher, and directly carried David away...gone...gone...