HPDBC 205: F1 Joint Declaration? Riders Don’T Need Women!
205: F1 Joint Declaration? Riders Don’T Need Women!
The experience at the Austin track is like a nightmare that lingers in every driver’s mind! It’s unforgettable!
I would even dream about it at night, and then break into a cold sweat!
Although this track is an anti-human track designed by M countrymen to torture people for fun.
But the shortcomings of many F1 drivers are also fully exposed~.
endurance!
physical fitness!
Kidney deficiency!
These factors directly caused nearly ten drivers to retire from the race!
Even Chen Jingshu, who won the championship, could not stand steadily after getting off the car and his legs were weak!
This also fully shows that the current F1 drivers are not as tenacious as the F1 drivers of the last century!
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Hamilton, Bottes, and Gasly have the deepest understanding of this factor!
And they all have one thing in common!
That is, they all have a girlfriend who is as beautiful as a flower and is as charming as a girl!
Especially Hamilton!
He is also the Neptune among Neptunes!
The number of mounts under the crotch is unparalleled and unrivaled in the world!
But it also hurts his kidneys!
Becoming illusory and real, illusory……
It also caused him to lose his eighth world championship, and he missed his unprecedented dream of eight crowns!
Afterwards, Hamilton realized a heart-wrenching truth under Wolfe's severe scolding!
Driver! All you need is a car and hands! No need for a woman!
This contemporary truth is also believed by Botes and Gasly!
Hamilton's realization simply spoke to the two of them!
Therefore, the three of them hit it off immediately!
Plan to establish a joint association of riders and issue a joint declaration!
No matter where you are, no matter how rich or poor you are, no matter your race, as long as you are a driver!
You can join the Riders United Association!
As long as we share the same beliefs, we are truly a family!
As close as brothers and sisters, as brothers!
In this life, we will never be separated!
The three people's hearts are surging and their blood is boiling!
With great ideals in mind, we are determined to spread the spirit of the Riders’ Declaration to every corner of the world!
I just hope that all riders can find their way back from their lost ways, let go of women, and become gods instantly!
To this end, they did not hesitate to spend nearly 100 million euros to purchase a high-rise building!
I plan to hold a lecture in this building!
Spread their great ideals and ultimate wisdom to riders all over the world!
In order to guide the lost riders, they decided to first set a spiritual example themselves!
For this reason, they broke up and divorced!
Leave women completely behind!
In order to divorce his wife, Botes even did not hesitate to leave the house! He gave away all his assets worth hundreds of millions!
And Hamilton even blocked all his female friends!
And sent them a text message: "Damn it, if you come to me again, I will chop up your whole family!"
In order to force his girlfriend to give up, Gasly even danced a striptease in the street!
At that moment, my girlfriend realized that he was a mentally ill person and was completely heartbroken.
In short, the three people's beliefs are as solid as a rock and will never waver!
In order to enable the Drivers' Federation to increase its influence, Hamilton contacted all current F1 drivers!
Let them come to the lecture! Spread positive energy!
If you don't come, you will be responsible for the consequences!
After all, the prestige of the seven-time world champion is there.
Some relatively weak drivers can only surrender to Hamilton's power...
And Chen Jingshu also received a call from Hamilton!
Chen Jingshu couldn't help but laugh at Hamilton's idea.
But for the sake of face, he still planned to take a look.
the next day.
In the large auditorium on the top floor of Stallman Building, UK!
At this moment, there are hundreds of riders from various European countries and regions gathered here!
European Formula 3, Formula 2 Championship, European Touring Car Championship, Le Mans Endurance Championship………………
At the same time, many current F1 drivers also came to the scene.
Chen Jingshu, Charles, Verstappen, Sainz, Norris, Ma Hualong, Grosjean, Russell……
Some of these drivers have even gotten married due to Hamilton's power!
I was also forced to participate in this brainwashing conference...
They also know very well that this is just a brainwashing conference.
Just listen and that's it, who would take such a ridiculous thing seriously?!
After everyone arrived, Hamilton walked to the stage and started his performance!
"Ladies and gentlemen... Bah! No women!"
(The audience roars with laughter)
"Dear riders, we are gathered together today for a common ideal! A common truth!"
“That’s what our riders jointly preach!”
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"I solemnly declare here! Driver! Just a car and hands! No need for a woman!"
(The audience burst into applause)
"Thank you for the applause!"
"Next, I will briefly demonstrate the meaning of the drivers' joint declaration!"
"As we all know! Women! They have always been the chief culprit in endangering the world! (The dog's head saves his life)"
“Since the great God created the first man, Adam, women have begun to harm the world!”
"The first woman, Eve! She ate the forbidden fruit and was expelled from the Garden of Eden by God..."
Hamilton began to talk endlessly and eloquently!
From the time God created man, Eve ate the forbidden fruit.
Speaking of ancient Greek mythology, the girl Pandora was a danger to the world.
Then to Cleopatra, Cleopatra VII provoked the dispute between the three kingdoms...
From various angles such as religion, science, human nature, and physiology, it demonstrates the harm of women to the world!
At this time, the young riders below were all attentive and listened extremely seriously!
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"No way, these guys should all be highly educated, right? Why would they listen to Hamilton talking nonsense there!"
Russell looked in disbelief when he saw that the young man sitting in the middle was listening so engrossed!
"Hamilton is probably the idol of these young people, so the brainwashing is so successful!"
"After all, he is a seven-time F1 world champion, so it is normal for him to have some influence!"
Norris on the side analyzed.
"Oh! Just listen to this kind of remarks. If anyone takes him seriously, he would be really stupid!"
Charles listened to the speech and yawned, as if he was about to fall asleep.
"That's right! I think Hamilton is just stimulated!"
"After all, I was snatched away from the championship by Chen Jingshu. I am angry and have nowhere to vent my anger. It is normal to throw dirty water on a woman's head!"
Verstappen said analytically.
"Hey! Look at Chen Jingshu! What's wrong with him?!" Grosjean exclaimed.
"Um?"
After hearing this, everyone turned their heads and looked at Chen Jingshu.
He looked confused, listened with gusto, and muttered something from time to time.
"It's a second! It makes sense! Hamilton's opinion is really a second!..."
Many riders looked at me and I looked at you, speechless……………….