HPDBC 228: A Dip In Urine Raises A Red Flag? The Power Of Urine! So Scary!
228: A Dip In Urine Raises A Red Flag? The Power Of Urine! So Scary!
"Quick, quick, quick! Get all the cameras! Damn it! Big news!"
The director was so excited when he saw this scene!
Immediately order all nearby helicopter cameras to focus on it!
In an instant, the audience can observe Chen Jingshu from all angles, and even see the expression on his face clearly!
At this time, Chen Jingshu had no idea about this!
"Sizzssssssssss!"
The sound of Chen Jingshu opening the gate to release the flood was once again like a thunderbolt from the blue! Countless spectators were dumbfounded on the spot!
"This guy?! How on earth...is he so fat?!"
"Is this the big devil? Isn't this too unrestrained? They say Chinese people are conservative? I just want to know, which bastard is talking nonsense?"
"I can swear that Chen Jingshu is the fiercest man I have ever seen! No one!"
"Oh! I feel like I'm falling in love with him!"
"Oh! my.god! Chen Jingshu! He is here!....He is actually peeing!"
"Oh my God! He actually stopped the car and peed in public?!"
In the studio, the commentator Bill kept rubbing his eyes, unable to believe that this was true!
In the Ferrari P room.
"This guy, what on earth is he doing?"
"He is a Ferrari driver. Ferrari will be completely embarrassed by him!"
There was a hint of confusion and shock in Binotto's tone!
He didn't know why.
Looking at the live broadcast, Chen Jingshu turned out to be so fierce! Binoto's face turned green with anger!
"Onii-chan?! Are you peeing?"
Chen Dingdang's face was shocked, and she couldn't believe her eyes!
"Ah! My biological mother! I don't want to know him anymore!"
"This is so embarrassing!"
When Jiang Leng Xinyue saw this scene, she turned away directly, not wanting to look at him again!
She was worried that if she continued to read, she would break up with Chen Jingshu…………
Mercedes p room.
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Wolfe looked at the situation on the screen, his face was stunned and his expression was stiff!
"Is this... Chen Jingshu?"
"Even solving a physiological problem requires such a big fanfare?"
"As expected of you! You really have the air of a general! Every move and gesture shows the king's posture!……………………
"I, Wolf, would like to call you the strongest!......"
In the Red Bull p room.
"Oh! Tree, it's really hard for you!"
Horner stared at the broadcast content and sighed heavily!
He knew about Chen Jingshu's situation, but he didn't expect that Chen Jingshu would stop the car directly? And also solve it on the spot?
Despite this, he still didn't want to blame Chen Jingshu.
After all, the urge to urinate cannot be controlled by just controlling it!
At this moment, the land of China is more than 20,000 kilometers away.
Red Star Sports broadcast this Austrian Grand Prix.
In the studio, Brother Bing, Brother Fei, and Zou Haoran looked at each other, speechless!
They really wanted to find some excuses for Chen Jingshu, but they found that nothing they could say now was powerless...
But at this moment, the screen was filled with barrage!
"Six six six six six six six six!"
"Too awesome! These moves are so fierce! Is this something that a human can do?"
"It is recommended that every F1 driver bring a diaper! I strongly recommend Chen Jingshu to endorse domestic diapers, which will definitely sell well!………………"
"This is so embarrassing! Brother, you should withdraw your nationality! We in China cannot afford to lose this person..."
"Click a song of "Arrogance" for everyone who is doing it!......"
"ZZZZZZZZZ!"
More than twenty seconds have passed now!
Chen Jingshu is still racing. He has accumulated too much! The crystal accumulation has already exceeded the warning level...
"His!~~~Ouch!~~~~"
Chen Jingshu suddenly twitched and groaned, injecting soul into the flood discharge operation.
At this time, one car after another passed by the track behind them!
Chen Jingshu was immersed in comfort and didn't even care about how far behind he was now.
at this time.
Stroll and Ricciardo passed Turn 7 one after the other.
"?!???"
"This guy? Is he peeing?!"
Stoll passed the visual realm, squinted his eyes, and stared at the figure standing in front of the guardrail!
Is he peeing?
Yes! I should have read it right, this stance is familiar to all men!
Stoll's face was uncertain. He thought a lot in an instant, and his brain immediately short-circuited...
"Eh?! Who is this person? Verstopan?"
"No, it seems to be Chen Jingshu?!"
At this time, Ricardo in the rear was also staring at the figure on the protective material.
He wanted to see who this person was.
Right at this moment!
Ricardo and Stoll were attracted by Chen Jingshu at the same time, and then they kissed each other...
"Bang! Bang!"
It exploded with two violent collisions!
A Renault, a Racing Point, two cars took off at the same time! One flew to this end, the other flew to the other end...
Ricciardo hit Stoll!
Stoll's car was directly knocked away, turned 560 degrees in the air and fell to the ground. The car was already torn apart!
Ricciardo was pushed into the guardrail by the reaction force, and the car immediately broke into two pieces!
Debris flying all over the sky,
In an instant, bits and pieces were scattered all over the track…………
?!??
what's the situation?!
Chen Jingshu was startled by the sudden collision!
Turning around, everyone was immediately stunned!
He hurriedly shook twice, then put on his clothes and closed the gate!
"."Oh no! Who is this? Why are you so careless!"
Looking at the tragic scene in front of him, Chen Jingshu was so frightened that he didn't realize that it was caused by him!
At this time, Ma Hualong suddenly came out of the sprint and entered Turn 7!
When Chen Jingshu saw this, he hurriedly shouted: "Don't come over!"
"Fuck! Fake!"
Ma Hualong was so frightened when he saw racing debris everywhere on the track (Li Qian's)!
It's too late to brake at this point!
Ma Hualong had no choice but to crush him directly!
There was a crackling sound, and Ma Hualong's fetus was punctured by the sharp front panel fragments!
A sudden tire blowout caused the Haas car to lose its balance and plunge into the guardrail!
At this time, two more racing cars rushed over!
An Alfa Romeo, a Williams.
"No! Don't come over here!"
Chen Jingshu raised his left arm towards them, palm forward!
However, Witte and Kuwait couldn't understand China's traffic gestures at all!
Go straight into the corner!
"Bang! Bang!"
With two explosions, the two racing cars had punctured tires and crashed into the guardrail!
Chen Jingshu: “………………
Three seconds later!
On lap 28, the red flag will be shown! The race is suspended!
The power of urine!
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