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Chapter 445 Black Mountain Bandits: At worst, I can find a high-ranking official to surrender! [Seek

"I told you last time to pay homage to Empress Nuwa every day. Have you done so?"

After accepting the cotton-padded jacket, Yue Fei asked about worshiping gods.

Li Wa quickly said:

"I have not forgotten my husband's instructions, and I pay homage once a day in the morning and evening... Sir, why do I feel a warm feeling in my body every time I pay homage? It's like I was in my mother's arms when I was a child..."

She was a little puzzled. Since she paid homage to the Nuwa Empress, she has been eating well and sleeping soundly every day. All the minor anxiety problems she had in the past have disappeared, and even her skin has become much rosier.

Yue Fei said to his wife:

"Didn't I tell you last time that I worshiped an immortal as my teacher? That immortal is the Holy Son of the Wa Palace, the biological son of Empress Nuwa... In other words, I am now the grandson of Empress Nuwa, and you will naturally become her too. My granddaughter-in-law.”

Holy shit, Yuwen Chengdu, are you a film critic?

Li Yu nodded and said:

"Okay, once your household registration is issued, you can take the high-speed train and fly. You can do whatever you want. But if the season is wrong, it may not be as exciting as in the movie."

After the meal, Yue Fei chatted with Li Chun for a while before going to the guest room to rest.

"I don't know, it might be the imperial court's sorcery... General, what should we do?"

Li Wa was so happy and had all kinds of thoughts in her heart that her empress also laughed.

Mu Guiying looked around:

"Why are there some snacks missing?"

In the real world, Mu Guiying is sitting in the warehouse and talking about the situation in the village:

"They have already settled in. Xiao Feiyang will personally teach them how to read, and they will become our soldiers from now on."

"Don't be nervous. Just say what you want. If Fei'er bullies you in the future, remember to tell me. Grandma will vent your anger."

"It's okay, it depends on the situation."

"Pengju has arrived in Neihuang County and brought some food to Li Wa."

In the afternoon, Huang Zhong used the drone and saw the Black Mountain bandits robbing the people in the pass, so he gave up his plan to persuade them to surrender.

In the original work, Yu Du was surrounded and attacked by Yuan Shao for five days and five nights, and was finally captured by Yuan Shao and beheaded on the spot.

Just kidding, Liu Guan and Zhang were destined to rebel. In fact, they had already started to rebel. His son-in-law was young and vigorous, and if he really became the top military scholar, he would have assassinated the emperor on the spot if he had not done so.

"Madam, this is a hair dryer, you can quickly dry your hair after bathing... This is a Bluetooth speaker, you can play music..."

Zhao Yun began to lead his men to set up camp. Zhou Yu controlled the drone, and Dong Zhao observed the troop deployment inside Hukou Pass bit by bit.

"Brothers, the big leader has been defeated like a mountain. I heard that he was lost in Taiyuan County. Now the imperial army is outflanking our Black Mountain Army from the north and south. It's time to find a new way out!"

Huang Zhong said:

Breathe...breathe...breathe...breathe...

Zhou Yu doesn’t agree with this approach:

Tsk, Li Fengyang is finally no longer the polished commander of the Detachment of Women... Li Yu asked:

"Did fiddling produce gas?"

Normally speaking, Zhao Yun, the cavalry captain, represented the emperor's personal army, and was more suitable to be the commander than Huang Zhong, the general who wanted to beg for prisoners. But since he decided to leave, Zhao Yun had no intention of grabbing the credit.

"If my wife wants to teach, she can move to the village in the next spring and teach the children to read and write with Di Ji."

He told the story of the process of eliminating other assassins, but did not deceive King Qin. King Qin exposed Wuming's lies based on the information of the four assassins, and tried to restore the whole thing, but he underestimated Can Jian's level.

When Zhou Yu heard this, he said with some regret:

"It's a pity that there were not enough woven bags, otherwise the soldiers would have to fill the trenches with soil, and the dug roads would be repaired soon."

"There is no need to be polite, General Zilong. When did you arrive?"

If we become the top military scholar in the future, maybe Li Chun's official position can be moved up.

These things are too shocking and cannot be made public for the time being. They are hidden in the boudoir first so that Li Wa can get familiar with them.

Li Shimin originally wanted to return to the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties, but after thinking about it he said:

"Big man, is your bed a new one?"

The burned Black Mountain bandits let out pitiful screams, while those who were not burned fled down the city wall in panic. Even if the supervising team chopped them with knives, everyone refused to go up the wall.

Mu Guiying didn't understand the plot, so she just remembered to fight and kill:

"The scenery in the movie is so beautiful. Can I go and see it in the future?"

Dong Zhao had already seen the bombardment of city towers, but he had not experienced the power of airdropping gasoline:

"Should we find their granary and burn it down?"

"I wonder if White Rabbit has any advice."

Li Wa lit the incense candle with an oil lamp, bowed respectfully to the statue, and then inserted the incense candle into the incense burner.

When she came to Yue Fei's side, Li Wa excitedly talked about what she had just witnessed, feeling as unreal as a dream.

Seeing Huang Zhong, Zhao Yun reported the known situation and recommended Huang Zhong as the army commander.

"After it was refined, Xiao Feiyang even lit a haystack for testing. The flames shot into the sky. We, Muke Village, will have our own incendiary bombs!"

"How does Gong Jin think we should attack?"

Yue Fei naturally raised his hands in agreement:

Xiao Shimin retorted:

In view of this, Li Chun did not resign, but worked more conscientiously. He handled the county's government affairs in an orderly manner. As the county magistrate, he also exempted Qilin Village from taxes. The grain collected by the county was also transported to Qilin Village, and Neihuang County The taxes paid are replaced by a string of artificial crystals.

He was originally waiting to call for surrender and then join the imperial army, but in the end he never took this step.

Yue Fei wouldn't be able to come back for a while, so Li Wa puffed up her face and decided to pay homage to the empress.

Li Wa opened her mouth in surprise. She didn't expect that her official was so powerful.

Yue Fei nodded:

Thinking of this, Li Wa then asked:

"How have I ever been reckless?"

After placing the incense, the warm feeling brushed my face again, and even my neck felt warm, just like being held in my mother's arms when I was a child.

After getting so many bottles of wine, the incendiary bombs were naturally on the agenda.

Li Chun originally wanted to resign and take his daughter to Qilin Village for retirement, but he thought it would be better to keep his post as county magistrate for the time being, as he could at least help Qilin Village gather some information.

From the current perspective, the plot of the entire movie is easy to understand. An assassin named Wuming used the heads of other assassins in exchange for the opportunity to get close to the King of Qin, and prepared to assassinate the King of Qin.

Huang Zhong resisted for a while before accepting the order.

He thought for a while and came up with an excellent plan:

"What about when we get to the city? Should we cut down trees and make ladders to climb over the wall, or should we break down the city gate and attack by force?"

"It's okay, as long as there's something delicious nearby."

In the evening, Huang Zhong formulated an attack plan:

"The drone dropped gasoline directly on the city wall, lit a fire, and drove away the Black Mountain bandits on the city wall. We took the opportunity to transport earthworks, build the road, and the army reached the pass."

Dong Zhao asked:

The attack plan was very simple. The key was that the dug road was difficult to repair. They not only dug up a road, but also diverted water from behind Hukou Pass into the canal. The broken road became a moat.

If the imperial court wanted to deal with Qilin Village, he, the county magistrate, might be able to get the news early.

The two left the warehouse and went to feed the horses together. Then they came to the study, put down the projector screen, and watched the old movie "Hero" with Yuwen Chengdu, Li Shimin and others.

forget it.

"Mr. Lang, just now Grandma Nuwa spoke to me..."

"When you get bored from now on, go talk to your empress. I'll bring you some food and supplies, and I'll teach you how to use them first."

On the other side, Water Margin tells the story of Yue Shijie. Li Chun, the county magistrate who got off work from the Yamen, is currently entertaining his son-in-law who has come from afar:

"Pengju has worked hard all the way. Eat more food. How is your adoptive father doing now?"

The world of the Three Kingdoms, Hukou Pass.

Li Shimin: "..."

"Very good. My foster father is now the chief teacher of Qilin Village and is responsible for the training of generals."

After Li Chun took a bite of food, he backed away the servants on the left and right, and asked Yue Fei in a low voice:

"More than a dozen of Cizhou Magistrate's subordinates had their ears cut off by bandits. Do you know about this?"

When the captains under his command heard this, they became interested:

"What does the general mean by a way out?"

Li Chun: "..."

"I know it was Tian Hu's men who did it. We will take care of Tian Hu when we are free in the future... We Qilin Village will take care of things that the imperial court cannot handle. We Qilin Village will arrest those who the imperial court dare not arrest."

Li Chun said:

"No, it's in another world."

Bedwetting is a hard thing to deal with, right?

I've already given so much money, can't I still bribe you?

The little guy said harshly:

"The warm feeling I get every time I visit, is the empress responding to me?"

However, you can try to buy some agricultural machinery that burns gasoline to further expand the cultivated land area in Muke Village.

"That is our trophy. Burning it will affect the supplies of the army... Fortunately, Marquis Wen is not here, otherwise you would be called a prodigal son."

After watching the movie, Yuwen Chengdu said to Li Shimin:

"No matter what you do in the future, you must be like in the movie, think more about the problem from the perspective of the world, and stop being so reckless."

Four large drones flew over the wall. When the Black Mountain bandits raised their heads to observe, gasoline poured down like rain. Many people got soaked and were then thrown into the furnace where the gold juice was boiled on the wall. The fire started.

Huang Zhong led Dong Zhao, Sui Gu and others over the mountains and ridges, and finally arrived at Hukou Pass, where they successfully met up with Zhao Yun and Zhou Yu.

The hussar general of the dynasty knew how to live his life... Dong Zhao asked with a smile:

Yue Fei briefly explained how to use it, and then moved all the electronic products into Li Wa's room.

He asked Suigu:

Yue Fei said:

Li Wa bowed, put on her furry gloves and ear warmers again, and trotted away from the ancestral hall. From a distance, she saw Yushu Linfeng's little Yue Fei sitting on a weird tricycle with bulging buckets full of things.

Since there is no shortage of food in the village, let's vigorously attract people to join and let Qilin Village grow as soon as possible.

"Having just arrived half a day ago, the scouts are using drones to investigate the situation inside the pass... This pass is easy to defend but difficult to attack. The Black Mountain bandits in the pass have also dug up the road under the city in advance, which will probably delay some time."

Yue Fei briefly talked about how he went to the real world, and then said to Li Wa:

"I will go to your husband's place now to get you some food and daily necessities. Madam, wait and see..."

You didn't mention a word about occupying the territory.

"I heard that the imperial court's northern army was led by Lu Fengxian, the hussar general of the dynasty. He was a man of righteousness and boldness, and he liked to welcome heroes. He traveled thousands of miles to Jingxiang, Changshan, Xuzhou and other places to recruit talents. Now that the Black Mountain Army is retreating steadily, we and others How about going directly to Lu Fengxian? With our abilities, we should be able to become a lieutenant general, right?"

Yue Fei brought a series of digital products and small household appliances such as mobile phones, tablet computers, portable solar power panels, and batteries from the real world. In addition, he also had a full set of toiletries, a whole box of biscuits, preserved fruits, toffee, and various condiments. It is fully equipped with an electric five-wheeler.

In the end, Wuming told the truth, but for the sake of the world, he let King Qin go.

"Okay sir!"

"Granddaughter-in-law Li Wa, meet grandma..."

No wonder when we were getting engaged, a relative said that even if he saved his whole life, he couldn't afford a jade pendant for an official. It turns out that the person I want to marry is the grandson of Empress Nuwa!

The entire Hukou Pass wall instantly became a sea of ​​fire.

"Meet General Han Sheng!"

As for food and condiments, Li Wa can usually use them to reward servants and build relationships.

"You can set fire to the top of the city, or you can throw explosives where the Black Bandits gather."

Ethics kill people!

The flames on the wall burned away the courage of many Black Mountain thieves. Even if Yu Du wanted to resist stubbornly, there was no danger to defend. Instead, he would be dumped by the attacking imperial army.

She put on the velvet gloves and ear warmers given by Yue Fei and hurried to the ancestral hall in the backyard. A small room was opened here and a shrine was set up. The statue of Nuwa was the main seat.

"Thank you grandma!"

He stood up and walked through the pavilion. When he was about to step into the corridor, his body disappeared. Li Wa almost screamed out, but thinking that Lang Jun's secret was important, she quickly covered her mouth for fear of attracting other people's attention.

"Okay sir, I hope you won't disturb her."

"Okay grandma, I wish you longevity and good health!"

Li Wa: "!!!!!!!!!"

"Thank you, Mr. Lang!"

Li Wa knelt down on the futon and saluted again as if meeting an elder.

"Set up camp first, and it's not too late to discuss attack strategies after things stabilize."

"It won an award, and it set a movie viewing record in the United States that year. However, it was criticized domestically, and the reviews have only gotten better in the past few years."

Your trip is so simple... It's getting late now. Li Yu is going to go back to his room to rest. Mu Guiying also hurries over to protect the Queen.

"When you raided Dou Jiande, you were quite reckless... The color of this movie is very good. When Wuming lied, everyone was dressed in red, symbolizing utilitarianism like fire; King Qin lived in the deep palace all year round and had longing and imagination for the world. , so during his deduction process, everyone was wearing blue clothes, looking elegant... But the answer to the mystery was revealed, everyone was wearing white clothes, which not only gave a solemn and tragic feeling, but also formed a strong contrast with the black color of King Qin. This Did the movie win an award?”

"What is that big bird flying in the sky?"

As soon as I finished doing this, a gentle voice sounded in my mind:

I thought I would be scolded by the prefect for doing this, but I didn't expect to be praised. Neihuang County was even rewarded with five thousand shi of grain for this. Li Chun distributed it to the poor in the name of Qilin Village, and also gave it to those who couldn't live. Go to Qilin Village to make a living.

Fortunately, it is winter and there is not a lot of water, otherwise it would be more difficult to reach Hukou Pass.

After talking about the visit, Li Wa asked about the Holy Son of the Wa Palace:

"How did Lang Jun go to see the Holy Son? Is he practicing in some famous mountain or river?"

Li Wa listened to the conversation between her father and Lang Jun and felt that she could not help in any way. She was distressed when she heard Yue Fei talk about the school in Qilin Village:

The empress sighed softly and said softly:

Inside the pass, Yu Du looked up at the fire on the city wall, somewhat confused.

Yuwen Chengdu lifted him and put him on his shoulders:

"Let's go, let's go, I'm afraid you'll cry if you keep talking."

Hearing this name, Li Chun's hands trembled:

"Didn't she get sick and die?"

"Now all children in the village have books to read, and all school-age children can go to school for free. The person in charge of teaching is Zhao Fujin, the emperor who disappeared during the Lantern Festival this year."

"Good boy, I have wanted to talk to you for a long time, but I was afraid of scaring you."

"I just thought you were about to leave and I wanted to chat with you. If you don't want to talk to me, forget it. Anyway, I will be a loner in the future. It's normal to have no friends."

In the palace of Wa, the empress looked at this scene with a warm smile on her face. She really didn't expect that the little girl in the original novel, who married her husband and taught her children to abide by women's ethics, was so lively in her heart.

Sui Gu held up the telescope and observed:

"The guard here is the Montenegrin general Yu Du. He is ruthless and moody. He is not suitable for persuading surrender. It is better to find a way to attack directly."

Relatively speaking, Sui Gu, who was stationed at Tianjing Pass, became a role model and moral standard for the Black Mountain bandits... His being squeezed out to guard Tianjing Pass was probably because he was incompatible with the Black Mountain Bandits.

Hearing this, Li Wa asked in a low voice:

"Dad, can I teach?"

A new way out?

"That was an excuse. In fact, I went back to the village with Zhang Fei and Mr. Zhang. Now he is the principal of the village primary school and is deeply respected by the children."

Ah ah ah ah, Empress Nuwa really responded to me!

Hahaha, I’m so happy. Not only is my husband handsome, but he also has such a powerful background... How should I respond to my queen? Reply quickly, otherwise it will be too rude, ah ah ah, I feel so confused, calm down, calm down, Lang Jun said taking a deep breath will help.

"Next time you go to worship, you can try calling me empress in your heart, or directly call me grandma..."

While the two were chatting, the empress felt that Yue Fei had come to this world and said to Li Wa:

"Fei'er is back from there. You should go find him quickly. When you are not busy, come here to talk to me again."

Yu Du stood up and said:

"Why are you asking? Are you going to pee on my bed again?"

"Since you are engaged to Pengju, your husband will decide everything."

Li Wa has been literate since childhood, and is proficient in all arts, such as music, chess, calligraphy and painting. She is more than qualified to be a primary school teacher.

After making a good battle plan, everyone started to act.

When they were just engaged, Li Chun also planned to let his son-in-law take the place of Neihuang County to participate in the military examination in the prefecture. If he got a good result, wouldn’t it be a political achievement?

But since he knew Yue Fei’s identity, Li Chun gave up this idea.

All his subordinates were excited. If they could get a Zhonglang Jiang, wouldn’t it be equivalent to having an official position?

After discussing it, they decided to abandon the pass and flee, and go to Xiangyuan and other places together to join the general of the cavalry, Lu Fengxian!

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