HPDBC Chapter 138 His Turn Is Too Sudden
Chapter 138 His Turn Is Too Sudden
Connected to two girls, the third is a man.
It sounds very young.
"I rub it! It actually got me! Brother Mu cowhide!"
Xu Muge replied, "There is no need to say more about this kind of thing that everyone knows."
"I don't have any problem. Yesterday, there was something that puzzled me. I had a meal with a friend, drank some wine, and went for a massage together. It's normal."
Xu Muge: "At first, everyone didn't think much about it, but you have to emphasize it."
"It's Thai style. He seems to do it all the time. When he gets the opportunity, he will do something to the technician. I chatted with my big sister the whole time. After pressing it, he sighed that it was a pity. I don't quite understand what it means."
Xu Muge said: "I will also tell you a story. When I was a child, I went to my third uncle's house to play. There was a fish tank in his house. Arrived, confiscated our pocket money that day."
"She's quite depressed."
Xu Muge said: "I just want to say, you have to pay if you don't touch it."
"what???"
The sudden show broke everyone's waist.
I thought it was a philosophical little story, but I never expected it to suddenly turn around.
"As expected of you."
"learnt."
"Crooked, Yao Yaoling? Yes, the car overturned, and his turn was so sudden that he couldn't react at all!!"
"I was like this at the beginning, just go a few more times."
On Valentine's Day, Xu Muge took Lou Zhanlei and the others to sing, and ordered old girls to sing with them.
They are like this fan, only Xu Muge didn't tell them the story.
After all, they are still young and will grow up slowly.
Next this fan ID is very simple, boiling.
"Hello, Brother Mu."
"Hello."
Boiling: "My friends all say I'm a dog licker. I want to ask you whether you should be a dog licker or not, and whether the dog licker has nothing or everything in the end."
Xu Muge: "Tell me about your most licking experience first."
Boiling: "Once at 1:30 in the morning, she asked me to buy her a blocking elf for her and her boyfriend to use."
hiss! !
It really makes my scalp tingle! !
Xu Muge: "Let me ask first, do you deliver food?"
Boiling: "No."
Xu Muge: "How did you feel at the time?"
Boiling: "It feels so sad and painful."
Xu Muge: "Did they put the knife around your neck and let you buy it?"
Boiling: "No."
Xu Muge: "Then you are so heartbroken! It's all self-inflicted! When it's not good, be a licking dog! No one will sympathize with you! Look at the live broadcast room, are they all laughing."
Boiling has nothing to say, and the live broadcast room is indeed laughing and complaining.
Xu Muge: "If you continue like this, I suggest you change your name. Don't call it Boiling, call it Boiling Yangyang, and Boiling Yangyang is not enough, call it Boiling Tang Shuanghei, Boiling Yangyang + Tom + Double-faced Turtle + Black Tiger."
Boiling: "I understand Brother Mu, thank you."
I don't know if he really understands it or if it's perfunctory, Xu Muge doesn't care either.
After that, he continued to chat with several fans about various issues.
We talked until about eleven o'clock.
Xu Muge chose the last fan to go to Mai.
"Hello, Brother Mu, can we talk about something else?"
Xu Muge: "It's late at night, how about we talk about adult topics?"
"Ok, Ok."
Xu Muge: "Are you going to school or work?"
"work."
Xu Muge: "Are you ninety-six or eighty-seven? How much is your monthly salary? Do you have five insurances and one housing fund? How much savings do you have now? Have you bought a house? Class car? Are you talking about a girlfriend? How is the dowry preparation?"
Points+1000
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulieronon another no level the case, stop talking about Mu brother, I'm a waste, I'm going to sleep!!"
This critical attack by Xu Muge directly scared the fans away.
There are also some people in the live broadcast room who graduated to work. This remark also caused them to be severely attacked.
Xu Muge continued: "There should be a lot of students in the live broadcast room, high school students or college students? What are the grades of the high school students? Which university do you think you can get into? After the college entrance examination, should you go to university or go directly to the electronics factory to report ?"
"What about college students? Have you passed the fourth or sixth grade? Do you plan to take the postgraduate entrance examination? How many certificates have you taken? What is your future career plan? Will you break up with your long-distance girlfriend after graduation?"
Points +707
Points +892
His live broadcast room was originally 7 million in popularity, but in half a minute, nearly one third of it dropped.
"goodbye."
"Although Brother Mu didn't say a single swear word, he scolded me so much that I couldn't lift my head up."
"How can your thirty-six degrees five mouth say such cold and biting words."
"It turns out that the power and lethality of words are no worse than weapons."
"It's like this in Brother Mu's live broadcast room. One second he was laughing, and the next second he wanted to cry."
"Listen to your words, what's the net to suppress the cloud."
......
the next day.
After Xu Muge woke up, he just walked into the yard and found Goudan standing in front of him and looking up at him.
Xu Muge walked over, turned around, and squatted down.
"puff....."
He farted at the dog eggs.
Goudan ran away, his little face full of confusion about Gousheng.
In order to make up for it, Xu Muge gave it a ham sausage. The local dog is not so particular and can eat anything.
After lunch, Xu Muge drove back to the magic capital.
I went to buy a little puppet cat, and the Dugu dog and egg group officially debuted.
By the way, I bought the things I need to use for raising cats and dogs.
After returning home.
The cat kennel and dog kennel are arranged, and there are cat litter and so on.
Goudan looked at Dugu, the little puppet cat, and curiously leaned in and smelled it.
"Meow~"
Dugu was a little scared and timid. After all, he had just arrived at his new home and was not used to it.
Xu Muge brought them both when he went back to school for the class meeting in the evening.
Lonely in a small backpack.
A very thick rope leads the dog egg, which looks very inconsistent.
When they got to the dormitory, the two of them were loved by their roommates and scrambled to play with them.
After all, they are so cute, what kind of stubborn guy doesn't like them.