HPDBC Chapter 324 Please Stop Talking
Chapter 324 Please Stop Talking
Xu Muge prefers to read emails to pierce the hearts of viewers.
"Hello, Faun, I'm nineteen years old this year, but I don't feel it at all. I want to ask, what does it feel like to be an adult?"
This question is quite profound.
Xu Muge thought for a while and gave him a simple answer.
"You should have played on the trampoline when you were a child. When you fell on the trampoline, because everyone was still jumping, you couldn't stand up at all. That's what an adult feels like."
After Xu Muge finished speaking, he felt that it was not perfect and added another sentence.
"No, at least you have teachers and parents to protect your safety when you are a child, but no one will care about you when you are an adult."
The previous sentence is a knife, pierced into the hearts of the audience, and the latter sentence just feels that everyone is not dead yet, and makes up for it.
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Xu Muge felt that one was not enough, so he found another one.
"Hello Mushen, I passed my 30th birthday last month, and it's already my 30th birthday. My family has been urging me to get married, but I've been too lazy to find a partner.
"I didn't think about getting married or raising children, and I was already planning to die alone, so I just wanted to ask, when I die, if no one burns paper for me, will I die of poverty next time?"
In recent years, the marriage rate has continued to decline, but the divorce rate has been rising, and there are fewer and fewer newborns.
There are many situations like him who don't want to get married.
However, what he said before was very good, and suddenly he came to the last corner and turned around to this issue.
Then Xu Muge only answered this question.
"Don't worry, maybe you're used to being poor at the top, and it's the same when you're poor below. Besides, in case someone goes to the wrong grave."
"And if you live long enough, after you get down there, there will be quite a few relatives down there, and you can gnaw on them at that time."
puff.....
After Xu Muge said this, the audience in the live broadcast room was already laughing crazy.
"It's too showy to be used to being poor!"
"Isn't that what I'm talking about? I'm gnawing on the top, and I'm still gnawing on the bottom!"
"Please stop talking."
"Mushen's understanding of adults is too unique! That's how I feel now. I'm overwhelmed by life, and no one has helped me. It's really hard."
"I feel that the shepherd is more handsome when he doesn't speak."
"I thought about it when I didn't listen to the shepherd's e-mail, but when I actually heard it, it was very uncomfortable."
Xu Muge then read it for another half hour.
Seeing that the time is already eleven o'clock, I am going to close the broadcast for the last one and go to bed.
So Xu Muge picked a relationship in the last one. At the earliest, he read emails, and the label was Emotional Master, which is called not forgetting the original intention.
"Hello anchor, I want to tell you a story."
"There was a female college student. During a campus event, a rich second generation fell in love with her at first sight, and pursued her stubbornly, but unfortunately she has a boyfriend."
"In order not to let the rich second generation continue to bother herself, she shaved her head and told others that she had cancer, but she didn't expect her boyfriend to believe it and broke up with her."
"But after the rich second generation knew about it, he still chased after her, and decided to help her get medical treatment after going bankrupt. The girls were moved by the rich second generation, and they finally came together."
Xu Muge read while reading, and after reading it, he pouted and laughed.
"I can give you a name for your story, it's called the dream of an older leftover girl."
Girls like to listen to this kind of story that they think is very romantic and perfect.
Of course the same goes for boys.
Xu Muge said, "I'll tell you a story too."
"There is a young man who has been graduating for two years. He works as a security guard in the community. He does his duty every day and does his job well."
"One day, a beautiful and intellectual wealthy owner lost something. He helped him find it for a day and a night. The wealthy owner was very moved and pursued him, but he thought they were not suitable and refused."
"The rich woman was attracted by his special temperament, and liked him even more. She gave him food and drinks every day, and accompanied him on duty patrolling. In the end, he was moved, and the two lovers became married."
After Xu Muge finished speaking, he knocked on the table.
"Those girls who think that they can only pursue themselves with a monthly income of more than 100,000 yuan, are handsome and rich and need time to accompany them, and the boys who often say that they don't want to work hard and want to find a rich woman, feel their ass and think about it. , are you very good? Is there anything special? Why do people like you? Are you worthy?"
"Wake up my friends, it's okay to have a dream once in a while, but don't take it seriously."
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Xu Muge has more than one million viewers in the live broadcast room, and there are quite a few such people.
His remarks were like a dab of Gatling at their hearts, and they were riddled with holes and made them suffer.
"Put iron on the old heart!"
"Wuwuwu, why do you want to shatter my dream!!!"
"While that's the reality, it's really sad to hear."
"Thank you, Mushen, I was very sleepy at the moment, but now I am refreshed all of a sudden!"
"What the anchor said was too absolute. What if a rich blind woman fell in love with me?"
"And then I'll get you a steel ball fire-roasted egg."
The old audience may be used to it, but because of the recent Olympic men's basketball team, the new audience who know and pay attention to Xu Muge has experienced such a thing.
The Xu Muge people are all down, and they haven't recovered yet.
After turning off the computer, Xu Muge just lay on the bed when a few messages came.
Liang Ruixue asked, "Do you really have the confidence to win tomorrow? I don't want to hold a concert, I'm so tired."
She sent a flag earlier, originally only to support Xu Muge, but she didn't expect to be backstabbed by him, so she even posted a screenshot of it.
Xu Muge replied: "All I can say is, the universe is undecided, you and I are both dark horses."
Liang Ruixue pouted, "If you really win, you have to be my guest at my concert!"
Xu Muge agreed, "Yes."
In addition to her, there was Lou Zhanlei and the other four, eating Xu Muge in the group in the dormitory.
Wei Hanzhong: "Brother Mu doesn't have any other tricks that are useless, right?"
Yan Li: "If I really win, what if I shave my head!!"
Pei Houwang: "I was dragged up by you guys. Next month, I have an appointment with a female netizen to meet. At that time, I have a big bald head, how can I meet people!!!"
Xu Muge: "Then you can pray that we lose."
Pei Houwang was cowardly, "Don't, don't, I think bald heads are good too. The real handsome guy is to be able to control the bald head and the inch head!"
If this lets others know that he is praying for the men's basketball team to lose, he is afraid that he will not be able to hang out on the Internet in the future, so how can he fall in love online!