HPDBC 185 Perfect Girlfriend? I Do Not Believe! Unless Alicia You're My Girlfriend
185 Perfect Girlfriend? I Do Not Believe! Unless Alicia You're My Girlfriend
Hearing Alicia tell him the stories about Foxai Palace, Miko Chiyo and others that he learned from the holy relics and books, Shiraishi couldn't help but sigh:
"As expected of Alicia, she understands all the background stories and details of the original god so clearly, it's amazing."
Alicia snorted: "Don't think that if you praise me, I will forgive you, and now I am still angry with you."
That's what she said, but the smile on her face could hardly be covered up.
Obviously Shiraishi's words just now made her very happy.
angry?
nonexistent!
Shiraishi just finds it funny.
Just listen to what a woman says.
Or how to say that women always say no, but their bodies are very honest.
A woman's mouth, a deceitful ghost.
It seems that after watching the video, an atmosphere called embarrassment pervades again, and it’s time to part and go back to each house. Alicia hurriedly pointed to Shiraishi’s cell phone and said:
"Scroll down quickly to see if there are any other interesting second-creation videos. The one just now really made me laugh."
Shiraishi doesn't think the current atmosphere with Alicia is pretty good, and wants to continue to maintain it and then deepen it.
It's just that Alicia, as Mi Huyou's great hero, deserves his boss to spend time with her, and agreeing to her request is not too much.
"Okay, then watch two more videos."
Just two, no alcohol.
Shiraishi scrolled down, and soon saw an interesting video.
"The real man on the stone, go directly to the sky!"
It is the same as the previous "Zhongli Went to the Wrong Dressing Room", which is a magic modification of a certain part of the animation work.
The target of this magic reform is "Miss Hui Ye Wants Me to Confess".
Looking at the face of Lizia, the love "197" who is close at hand, and the scent blowing towards her face,
Shiraishi smiled secretly, and it was a different perfume. Alicia has been quite diligent in changing perfumes recently.
Thinking about it carefully, when we first met, Alicia didn't seem to wear perfume either.
Is this change because of me?
While thinking, he clicked to play.
At the beginning, Paimon and Ying were talking.
Paimon: "Walnuts are fire attributes."
Ying: "Fire attribute, hey, I think it's super suitable for her.
Paimon: "Well, what does hey mean?"
Ying: "Aren't all fire elements like that? The bigger the chest, the more stretched the hips.
She pointed, and a picture of Amber appeared beside her.
Seeing this, the audience all laughed.
【Diluc: Please turn on the microphone to communicate!】
【Ishigami: I know this!】
【Amber: Are you polite?】
[Master's pectoral muscles are bigger than walnuts. 】
【"The bigger the cover, the worse Wang Dudu will be.
"Sister Honor Knight is a good person."]
【Actually, Grandpa is quite big】
Ying continued: "But the size of a walnut..."
This time when she just opened her mouth, Paimon was shocked.
Because Walnut himself appeared behind Ying.
But Ying didn't know anything about it, she still said to herself:
"There is no need to worry about the output at all."
She waved her hands up and down on her chest, as a demonstration,
"A flat river, like walking on flat ground, hehehehe..."
Seeing the black-faced Walnut behind the master, Paimon quickly reminded:
"Traveler......back behind, traveler, traveler!"
The audience was overjoyed.
【Grandfather, please stop your behavior on the stone!】
[Walnut: I don't want the performance anymore, I will give you a free order! 】
【Eat and drink, have a good day!】
【Crackling is a real man!】
【Ishigami yyds!】
Paimon reminded, but it was useless.
Z said: "But Xiaogong is different.
Fire type big tits, even if the chest is wrapped in bandages, I can tell that it is at least a D cup.
When the fireworks are set off, crackling, crackling!"
Ying became more and more excited as she talked, and once again used her own props to demonstrate,
At the same time, two scenes of round movement after fireworks were set off in the night palace also appeared in her mind.
"Hey, that's it."
Seeing this scene, the audience was also very excited.
[Before Xiaogong came, the average cup size of the fire system (including male characters): A
After Xiaogong came, the lowest value was removed and only Xiaogong was left. Since Xiaogong is new, so the highest value is not removed, and the average cup size of the fire system becomes :D】
[Bandage: I can't stretch it anymore.
Xiao Gong: Mine is very big, you have to bear with it. 】
[Xiao Gong couldn't hold back anymore. 】
[It doesn't matter, I will make a move, and I can help her wrap up again. 】
[If you can't stretch yourself, you can put a Band-Aid on it. 】
【You are wrong!】
And Xiao Gong stood behind Ying, after listening to her evaluation of herself.
Even if Paimon reminded him again, "Stop it, traveler," Min still laughed excitedly.
Then... Xiao Gong spoke.
"Travel, travel, person."
Ying turned around in horror.
"Huh? Ah!!!"
"Traveler~"
In Ying's terrified and trembling voice, Xiaogong took out the rope and tied her to a huge firework bazooka,
"I like watching me set off fireworks so much, what else do you want to say?"
After speaking, she lit the fireworks.
Ying tremblingly said: "I'm going to heaven, then I want a golden rain."
The fireworks exploded in the sky, and the camera smoothly switched to the card drawing screen.
Under the passionate bgm, the golden flash of the weapon pool arrives.
Weapon: Sky Blade.
The music stops suddenly.
With a sound of "Damn", the video ended.
The audience is very happy, all kinds of ridicule.
[Xiao Palace: God serves.
Walnut: Into the ground service. 】
[Sister Xiaogong in S form appeared. 】
【My grass, my heart almost went into sudden arrest!】
[The blade of the sky came out of the weapon pool and immediately couldn't hold back. 】
【Bennett: Listen to me thank you!】
[Traveler: Xiaogong, are you a fire nurse?
Xiao Gong: Oh? How do you say this?
Traveler: Even if you are tense there, you can’t escape my eyes, it’s crackling like fireworks)
Xiaogong: Oh? Since travelers like to watch fireworks so much, I will let you fly to the sky to see them all.
Then the traveler took the rocket and flew into the sky, becoming a golden shining meteor. 】
[I showed this video to Grass Slime, guess what happened to it, it became immune. 】
Alicia smiled straight at the sight:
"Haha, Xiaogong is a fire nurse, it's so interesting.
By the way, my character is Miss Pink Fairy, will someone say that my profession is a nanny in the future?
After all, I am older than Xiao Gong. "
Shiraishi raised his eyes and looked at her and her with a look of disbelief.
"You're older than Xiaogong? I have reservations about that."
"Why? You don't believe me?"
Alicia also acted fiercely on purpose, showing off her scale,
"I have compared with Xiaogong, I am bigger."
Shiraishi would like to ask, how do you compare, ball to ball?
"Okay, you are bigger."
He casually said something perfunctory and didn't want to talk about it.
Big or small, all I can say is rubbish in front of my wife-to-be, Alponia.
Mi Huyou is the largest in Alponia, find out!
"Look at the last one."
Shiraishi scrolls down.
Alicia curled her lips and muttered,
"You have nothing to do after get off work, and you are alone when you go back. Are you so reluctant to watch videos with me?"
But she spoke in a low voice, almost a whisper, and Shiraishi didn't hear her.
"what?"
Alicia suddenly pointed to a video on her phone.
"look at this!"
86: "..."
Alicia, do you know when you do this, so close, you hit me there?
Forget it, the reminder only adds to the embarrassment.
Shiraishi moved some arms silently, leaving enough room for Alicia's, and then looked along Alicia's fingers.
The title of the video is "Full Score Girlfriend Ayaka Kamisato".
"Since it's your decision, Alicia, let's see this."
Click to enter.
1. A good day starts with a good morning kiss.
Linghua's face gradually moved away from "you", blushing slightly and said:
"You're awake, baby.
Here are the clothes you are going to wear today.
I put breakfast on the table, it will be cold if I don't get up again.
Well, give me another kiss, mua~"
Shiraishi shook his head secretly.
The Linghua he knows is not the kind of person who can call baby.
And this kind of mother-type girlfriend, Alponia is the most suitable.
As for Ying, she doesn't even know how to cook, wasting her temperament as a wife in vain.
Second, the moment of peace of mind begins with reporting.
Ayaka smiled at "you" and said:
"Honey, I'm going out to play with my friends.
Don't worry, they are all sisters.
Call me at any time, I will answer, remember to check the post!
Be home by 8pm!
Then I'm leaving, mua~"
3. Life together is always full of surprises...
Ayaka:
"Baby, baby, let's go out to dinner tonight, I have booked the restaurant you have always wanted to go to.
That's right, I've given up Ke Dajin, and I've made appointments many times.
Well, it’s best if you’re happy~”
Fourth, be careful in every possible way.
"Oh, hello to the movie.
Here, Coke, potato chips, melon seeds, and fruit~
Now, here's the blanket for you too, well, it seems that one is missing. "
As she spoke, Linghua seemed to remember it, and suddenly said with a smile,
"Well, it's your arms"
After finishing talking, Ayaka posted it up,
Although no one showed up, just posted a lonely,
But everyone is very involved.
As for Shiraishi, it is even more immersive.
After all, Ayaka did stick to his arms.
"Well, thank you baby, it's so warm.
Alright, let's nest together and watch a movie together, dear~"
Seeing this, the audience was very excited.
【All this is a dream, but I want to live in the dream. 】
[Mother-type girlfriend. 】
[Don't wake me up, I will always be immersed in this dream. 】
[Don't call me baby, call me dog. 】
【Good guy, the self-cultivation of Ayaka Kamisato's dog. 】
5. Does she know so well?
"Baby, baby, come on, the bed is warm."
"Let me tell you secretly, I bought you the pair of shoes you kept mentioning a while ago, and they should arrive tomorrow.
"Also, I looked at your Taobao browsing history, and I bought those ladies' pajamas you secretly looked at."
"look!"
With that said, Linghua lifted the quilt and waved to "you".
"Hurry up, get up and go to bed"
Seeing this passage, the audience couldn't help but laugh.
【Are you going to help me get a cold bed?】
【Excuse me, did you buy serious pajamas?】
[What you are looking at is your browsing history, is it serious or not?
Is it not counted?]
["Ladies" pajamas, Ayaka's figure can't support it. 】
[Fortunately, I didn't see the chat records between me and other female characters. 】
[Although but, I think those women's pajamas are for wearing by themselves, you bought your size. 】
There are even those who go crazy and want to fart.
[I haven't played Yuanshen, I don't understand your obsession with virtual characters. I feel that we should distinguish between reality and virtuality, they are good-looking, but
After all, it is not real. We have to live in reality, think about some practical things every day, and enrich our lives, instead of staring at paper figures every day. own happiness
To pursue, you must not be blinded by virtual things. My life is very fulfilling, next Friday is my wedding with Linghua, please remember to join us (狗头)】
[Thank you for the invitation, I will go to your wedding with Linghua with Linghua, I wish you happiness on 1.9],
[Recently, I have been under a lot of pressure. Sometimes I really feel very annoying. Even my relatives and friends think that I am a little grumpy, but it is only because of a few small things, such as my book falling.
On the ground, there is not enough sugar to eat, and at night I suddenly feel like drinking milk tea but can’t, I will lose my temper. But Linghua hugged me from behind and said that I was suffering from pre-marital anxiety
Just kissing the corner of my mouth, I feel that everything is beautiful. 】
[Damn it, even after downloading the National Anti-Fraud APP, she was still deceived. She is really too good. 】
【After I met Linghua, I guessed punches and only played scissors, because Linghua is my punching cloth. 】
After reading it, Alicia looked envious.
"It would be great if I also had such a perfect girlfriend."
You're thinking shit Shiraishi glanced at Alicia.
Recalling how Alice was his girlfriend before, he couldn't help feeling:
"The title of this video should be called Welcome to the sci-fi film "Perfect Girlfriend Ayaka Kamisato".
No, this is not only a science fiction film, but also a fantasy film. "
"Where is it?"
Alicia said confidently,
"If I become someone's girlfriend, I can definitely do what is said in this video.
Isn't this the basic self-cultivation of a girlfriend?"
"You? Perfect girlfriend?"
Shiraishi looked skeptical.
"I don't believe it, unless you let me see it with my own eyes."
Alicia is not an idiot like Ying and Teresa who can fool around casually. She immediately understood what Shiraishi meant, and couldn't help humming:
"Your abacus, I can hear it if I'm not playing tricks."