HPDBC 221 Legal Loli Theresa! General, Don't Leave! (Please Order The Complete Order)
221 Legal Loli Theresa! General, Don't Leave! (Please Order The Complete Order)
[Picture: Succubus Salted Duck]
"Dad, does Keli sing well?"
Keli hugged Shiraishi's neck and asked expectantly.
"It's nice. My Keli sings the best."
Baishi touched Keli's head and kissed her little cheek.
As a result, Alice also joined in to act coquettishly.
"Honey, I want to kiss you too."
The queen of law, who is majestic and majestic outside, has the same virtue at home.
If it had been normal, Shiraishi would have picked it up and chewed it hard.
But now there are so many people like Alicia, Ying, and Ganyu watching.
Let alone the rain and dew, at least you can’t favor one person exclusively.
You kissed Alice, do you want Karen to kiss her?
After kissing Kallen, maybe Shenzi, the little fox, would come up to her and want to kiss her, or maybe tell her that she wanted to kiss her.
Others, even if they don't say it, must be thinking about it in their eyes and expressions.
Will he kiss me or not when the time comes?
Just thinking about it makes me dizzy.
So Shiraishi pretended not to hear Alice's coquettishness and looked at Bronya, "It's your turn to draw lots."
Although Da Ya Ya has the role of Ice God in Genshin Impact, the illustrations and plot have not been shown yet.
So her second choice was the one from next door.
"Finally it's my turn."
The big duck was very excited, shook his long wavy hair, and then put his hand into the black box.
His white fingers touched and touched, and finally pinched out a piece of paper.
Spread it out and take a look,
""My Homeland's Bronya is Weird".
"I've seen this before, Bronya is super cute.
Alicia smiled and pulled out the video and played it on the screen.
The captain came to Bronya's training room.
13 Of course, the captain in Honkai Impact Sanli has no image, so that players can substitute themselves.
Seeing the captain coming, a little duck wearing cute casual clothes said calmly:
"Captain, do you have anything to do with Bronya?"
The captain said: "Bronya, it's like this, I suddenly want to ask you something.
When Bronya heard this, she immediately fell silent.
The captain was helpless, "Why do you seem so unwilling?"
Bronya said: "Bronya is 2cm taller than the principal. The principal is a legal lolita, and Bronya is a 14-year-old girl protected by the law. Captain, you can do the math. The cost of crime is again..."
Theresa, who was still helping in the kitchen and had just come to the living room, twitched her lips when she heard this.
"Why am I being persecuted because of my height in Bronya's video?"
But when she heard Banya in the video saying that she was a legal loli, Theresa looked at Shiraishi a little more.
Now my brother-in-law is surrounded by ladies with big breasts or beautiful girls.
Legal lolita with the body of a primary school student like myself are still very rare.
I don’t know what her brother-in-law thinks of her... Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Teresa didn't dare to think about what happened next. She quickly went to the refrigerator to get the food and slipped back to the kitchen.
There was no way, my sister couldn't cook, so she had to help.
I don’t want to show off to my brother-in-law that I am a good wife and mother who knows how to cook.
In the video, the captain immediately retorted, "That's not what you're asking for!"
Bronya added, "What is the metaphysics room number?", "Can Nucao Ai-chan really perform miracles?", "Requesting voice control slogans" and other questions [Bronya cannot answer."
Captain: "It's not these problems."
Bronya's calm tone suddenly rose, "But if you use the BGM of the video AV9...29, it is true that the probability of drawing the forget-not will increase. It is effective in personal testing."
"Really?" The captain reacted immediately, "Oh no! I'm not here to tell you this! You forcefully diverted the topic, Bronya, you are really...
I just want to learn from Bronya how to sing Happy Birthday in Russian?"
Ban Ya asked: "Why does the captain suddenly want to learn this?"
The captain stammered: "No, no reason, just... I suddenly wanted to learn it on a whim."
Banya added: "It's not impossible, it's just that Bronya's birthday is coming soon, and Bronya thought..."
Seeing the captain, he immediately let out an "ah" sound, and Ban Ya seemed to understand something.
"Huh? Did Bronya tell you right?"
"This...I..."
The captain hesitated to speak.
Banya said calmly: "Because it's too obvious and I can't think of other possibilities."
The captain complained: "Usually even if you have a vague guess, you will just keep it in your heart. Have you ever said it directly like this?"
Banya said: "Bronya didn't realize that directly speaking out her inner speculation would cause the captain to be so hurt. But Bronya was very happy that the captain had such thoughts.
In this case, in order to express her apology for hurting the captain's weak heart, Lonya will teach the captain. "
Then Banya sang happy birthday in Russian.
Baishi raised his head and looked at the big duck beside him, "I remember that in less than two weeks, Bronya, your birthday will be here."
In this world, although Da Ya Ya is Chinese, he is actually of Mao Xiong blood, just like Ayaka, Shenzi and others have the blood of Sakura Country.
Da YaYa glanced at Bai Shi and pretended to be calm and said,
"What? Does the boss also want Bronya to teach you how to sing Happy Birthday in Russian?"
"You don't need to teach me. I know a thing or two about Russian."
With that said, Shiraishi sang Happy Birthday in fluent and standard Russian.
Da YaYa, who always had a neutral expression, now had two rare blushes on his face.
"Thank you, boss."
"You're welcome.
Shiraishi didn't explain that he just sang casually and was not celebrating Big Duck's birthday in advance.
Hearing this, Shenzi hugged Bai Shi's arm and shook it:
"Boss, on my birthday, I also want you to sing Happy Birthday to me, and sing it in Japanese."
Alice also immediately hugged the other arm,
"I also want my husband to sing it again in English."
Seeing that she had no arms to hold her, Keli hugged Shiraishi's neck.
"Kelly wants it too. Dad will sing Happy Birthday to Keli in Russian, Japanese and English, okay?"
Daughter slave Baishi naturally cannot refuse his daughter's request.
"Okay, okay, daddy will agree to whatever Keli says."
Then he looked at the two guys hanging on his arms on both sides,
"You two, could you please pay attention to your appearance? You act like children."
"If you don't sing to me, I won't sing!"
"That's it, husband, please sing for me, please, please!"
Instead, Shenzi and Alice hugged him tighter, pressing the rabbit tightly against him.
The rabbit in Alice's arms was so squeezed that she almost rolled her eyes.
Shiraishi was helpless.
"Okay, okay, I promise you, let go!"
"Hehe, it turns out that only children who can cry can be eaten."
After saying that, Shenzi glanced at Ying triumphantly, as if to say: If you don't take the initiative or follow my strategy for flirting with men, I will become your boss's wife later, and you will cry so pitifully.
The pendants on both arms were loosened, and just when Shiraishi breathed a sigh of relief, he noticed a pair of eyes in the living room staring at him.
No one spoke, but their eyes said: I want it too.
Shiraishi sighed.
"Oh, well, when your birthday comes later, why don't I sing for you too?"
What a sin!
There are so many women, and sometimes I feel tired.
And that’s just female executives.
It would be even more noisy if Kurumi, Ayaka, and Nilu were there.
Alicia and others were very happy after hearing this, and they all said that they would sing Happy Birthday to Shiraishi on his birthday.
Shiraishi felt even more dizzy.
It's okay for a few of you. Don't watch you sing when the time comes. I tricked other girls into singing for me. How can I withstand it?
The ears also need a break.
After DayaYa's second video was played, it was Gan Yu's turn.
After one round, it was time to draw lots again.
This time she drew "Don't go, General".
Looking at the title, it is no longer the film being persecuted, but others being persecuted.
Not surprisingly, it should be the screenplay with the CP of the original goddess character group in various second creations.
At the beginning of the video, it is the background music when Xiaopengpeng and Yanzi parted ways in the movie "From Your World".
It seems to be the parting scene of the magic reform.
Ying said: "I remember the pink balls you used to shoot me, 170 rounds in total, but I may not be able to return it to you."
Ying pretended to be generous and smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, I don't lack rough stones."
Ying touched his huge conscience and said, "I can't help you.
Ying quickly shook his head and said: "No, no, no, General. Fortunately, I didn't hit you. If I did, I would have delayed you for the rest of your life."
Ying looked at Ying, looked away and said:
"I'm leaving, take care of yourself."
Watching Ying go to the car, Madoka said:
"Take care of yourself too."
Opening the car door, Ying looked at Ying and said, "Goodbye."
Yingye replied: "Goodbye."
But when Ying got into the car, she hurriedly approached and said,
“Will we see you again, General 633 Army?
Be happy when you say goodbye!
Stop being crooked. "
Ying didn't answer, but closed the car door calmly.
Ying was always outside the car door, saying various blessings:
"General, you want to be happy, you want to be happy, okay?
Happy, happy. "
Ying glanced at Ying one last time, then withdrew his gaze and said to the driver,
"Master, let's go."
At this time, Ying was still holding the car door open and said: "I will no longer be in your world. It doesn't matter, you want to be happy on your own."
Seeing the car leaving with Ying, she hurriedly chased after her. There was a physical strength bar next to her.
"General~
General~
How can I live without you?
Sir General... Sir General... Sir General——"
The person behind him cried heartbrokenly, but the figure in the car in front frowned and closed his eyes.
"General, please take me away. General, how can I live without you?"
Finally, the physical strength bar reached zero, and Ying knelt on the ground, crying bitterly.
After watching this magical transformation, the audience had various emotions.
[Some people read jokes, some people look in the mirror. 】
["There is no shortage of rough stones". 】
[Good job, I was already crying. I looked at the general guarding the door in my pot. She suddenly hugged me and wiped away my tears. 】
[I desperately pressed and held the screen to speed up the girl, but I didn’t expect the taxi to speed up too. 】
[The last scene where I was exhausted made me laugh to death. 】
[Good news: I got the God of Thunder.
Bad news: from Liyue. 】
[The General has entered my pot, and I have delayed her for the rest of her life. I don't have the ability to use special force for her, but I tried very hard. 】
[I suddenly thought that if one day the puppet general and the shadow fall in love with the traveler together, one body, two consciousnesses, the strange Shura field will increase! 】
Not only did Ying frown and close his eyes in the video, many people including Shenzi, who was watching the video in real life, laughed heartily when they saw Ying crying heartbrokenly, and when they saw this famous scene recreated with Genshin Impact characters. Don't close your legs.
It can be seen that the joys and sorrows of people are not the same.
Even the corners of Ying's mouth were slightly raised, obviously in a good mood.
But she was no longer persecuted. She was said not to know how to cook, and she was said to be a homebody because she was greedy for desserts. .