HPDBC 237 Deli Is Not Stupid! Grass God: Why Did My Character Collapse?
237 Deli Is Not Stupid! Grass God: Why Did My Character Collapse?
While Mi Huyou continues to promote the production of Genshin Impact and Honkai Impact III, players are experiencing the updated content of the two games.
Genshin Impact 2.2 version - The Suspenseful Mystery Land in the Sea of Fog, compared to Honkai Impact III, which updated the main storyline of Chapter 3, actually does not have much content.
The characters are Gongzi and Hu Tao.
A new map, Heguan, was also opened, a place that players say is extremely hellish.
Whether it's Young Master or Hutao, they all have corresponding T0 lineups.
Therefore, their card pool turnover is still very impressive.
As for the new monster, it must be the Beastland Hound, which players call the Bleeding Dog.
It's useless even if the clock is off the shield, it still loses health.
Xinhaixiti strengthens.
Of course, regarding Inazuma's original demon, there will be a rhythm every time it is updated.
But the people who were fooled by Mi were actually very helpless.
These are all said by the players themselves in the 1.0 era questionnaire. They said that the original demon of Mondstadt Liyue is too good. I hope that the original demon of Ina Wife can be strengthened. It would be too boring to just let Wendy and Zhongli wander around. .
So Ye Fuzhong Wendy couldn't breathe anymore.
So Zhongli, the bleeding dog, couldn't bear it anymore.
There is also the decryption in the Heguan mission, which is called an underworld, and is more difficult than all Inazuma's previous decryptions.
But this is also said by the players themselves that the decryption of Mond Liyue is too easy and even elementary school students can do it. They hope that the decryption of Daozuma will be made a little more difficult.
In the future, Mi Huyou will also make some corresponding adjustments based on player feedback.
And every time you make an adjustment, you’ll get a raw stone.
As for Honkai Impact III.
The 1.0 version of the chronicle has updated "The Sealed Sword: Xuanyuan Chapter", "The Cursed Sword: Chi You Chapter", "Eternal Memories" about Theresa's origin, "The Third Collapse" about Mei Yi's past, and "The Third Collapse" about Bulo. The "Decision Dream" that occurred after Nia burned her chip and fell into coma.
The 1.1 version of the chronicle has updated "The Past of Himeko" which tells the past of Himeko, "Memories of the Guardian" which tells the past of Fuhua and Danzhuxuan, and "The Second Collapse" which tells the past of Xilin and others. .
Among them, "The Past of Himeko" is a compulsory experience before advancing to "The Last Lesson".
It is just to make the player fall in love with Himeko, and then watch her sacrifice herself to save Kiana.
After all, tragedy is about destroying beautiful things for people to see.
Of course, at this time, many players believed the lies about Shiraishi's inner ghost, mistakenly believing that Himeko would transform into the Herrscher of Fire and meet Kiana again, but they did not know that the real plot was that Kiana would succeed Hime. Ji Zi's faith, saying goodbye to Ji Zi forever, and then becoming the Herrscher of Xinyan, so his emotions are relatively stable.
If you think about it carefully, if Himeko is not dead and can return to the protagonist group in the future, then the current plot of Honkai Impact III is not very sweet.
While everyone is experiencing the various contents of the new version, they are also looking forward to the sweeter plot behind Honkai Impact III.
Time passes day by day.
Soon, more than half a month passed.
Preview live broadcasts and promotions of the new version are also being carried out one after another.
Genshin Impact 2.3 version - Ai Chen and Xue Ying, in addition to recreating Albedo and Yula, will also introduce the new five-star character Arataki Ito, as well as his idol "Miss Hina" Goro.
In addition to the legendary mission of Yidou, the new plot also includes invitation missions from Goro and Beidou.
At this point, three countries have idols.
Barbara from Mondstadt, Yun Jin from Liyue, and "Miss Xina" from Daozhu.
Xinyuan Demon has launched the Golden King Beast.
Honkai Impact III version 1.2 also has a lot of updated content.
In addition to Chapter 9, there are also Chapters 10 to 11 which contain the entire Herrscher of Reason chapter.
Various promotional videos have been released one after another to warm up the new versions of Genshin Impact and Honkai Impact III.
On this day, Theresa came to Shiraishi's office as if she were mourning for her heir.
"Brother-in-law, can you let me shine in the main storyline? Do you know what my image is in the minds of players now~?"
"You mean...Deli is stupid?"
Shiraishi chuckled.
Of course he knows about the Theresa emoji that has become popular all over the Internet recently.
Teresa's wise eyes.jpg
Teresa holds the candied haws on a stick with a wise look on her face.jpg
Take me, Judas, and see if I kill TAL.jpg
Are you a lolicon?jpg
In society, my aunt, there are many people who talk stupidly.jpg
Your brain has been trampled by paramecium, right.jpg
etc.
In the employee group, many people such as Qiana and Hutao would send Theresa's silly emoticons basically every time they said a few words.
Then a happy atmosphere suddenly appeared in the group.
Of course, the consequence was... Teresa cursed and quit the chat group several times.
When Theresa heard this, she immediately put her hands on her hips and retorted: "Theresa is not the stupid one."
Baishi waved to Teresa to come over, and then said with a smile:
"Teresa, actually this is a reflection of your popularity. Most people want to have emojis, but they don't have them yet.
As for the image issue, who doesn’t have an unorthodox attribute these days?
Wendy's fish monster, Zhongli's social loser, and Lei's movie's otaku who can't cook.
In terms of character collapse, the previous Thunderbolt General was much more serious than you.
As for the highlight moment you mentioned, there will be times when you will be happy later, but it cannot be arranged at the moment.
But don't worry, Theresa. It can't be arranged in the main plot, but in activities, extras, and side plots, even if Theresa is asked to beat Herrscher or Otto, it will be fine.
"Thank you, brother-in-law, you are so kind to me."
Theresa hugged Shiraishi's arm and said coquettishly.
If Theresa's employees saw this, they would probably be shocked.
Teresa, who is always dignified and serious at work, actually has such a side in private. Can you believe it?
Shiraishi skillfully reached out and touched Theresa's head, and said at the same time:
"In order to improve your character, I also helped you write a single, and then let you sing it, which was very nice.
It was just released this morning, do you want to listen to it?"
"Keli sang it? Of course I want to listen to it!"
Teresa was excited.
Keli doesn't have many works, but every song she plays is an explosion.
Shiraishi opens the video.
Theresa sat on Shiraishi's lap and leaned over to take a look.
“Wow, it’s only been released for less than half a day, and the number of views has exceeded 3 million, which is amazing.
The title is "Silly Everywhere".
Um, brother-in-law, are you serious?"
Saying that, Theresa glanced at Bai Shi with resentment,
"Why do I still emphasize stupidity in my single?"
Shiraishi didn't tell the truth. Being silly is your most adorable point right now. Instead, he clicked to play.
"Just listen to it first.
Sitting on her brother-in-law's lap, Theresa nodded happily.
It doesn’t matter if you listen to the single or not, the main thing is that you can be in such contact with your brother-in-law, Kaisen!
The voice of little niece Keli sounded.
"Captain, have you completed your mission, or are you going fishing again?"
"You said you liked Teresa the most, but you didn't spend money to buy Judas for me."
"I'll give you a lot of money and a dozen skins. Isn't Theresa cute enough? Oh oh
"Don't touch Theresa's head again. Let's try Theresa's flying kick."
"I am, I am the magical girl Keriri~~The world's number one Keriri~~"
"Captain, from now on, hand over all wages."
"Bitter melon juice is mixed with chocolate, and ice cream is also eaten in winter."
"When a Jew shoots Parvati, a Jew knocks down the temperature."
"Captain, has the deck been cleaned? If nothing happens, go and clean it again!"
Hearing this, the audience became happy and barrages flew up.
[Isn’t this Keli’s voice? Goodbye Theresa, I’m going to Xingluo Lake to fry fish. 】
[I always like salted duck! Ahem, I went to the wrong set. 】
[Theresa is the cutest in the world!]
[I am an old aunt who is several dozen years old, and she is still a magical girl, and she is not embarrassed! (dog head)]
[Wendy: I was still a Herrscher at my peak. Isn’t this too much? 】
Hearing Keli calling herself a magical girl in her own tone, Teresa was so embarrassed that she almost dug her toes out.
She puffed up her cheeks and was about to protest to her brother-in-law.
As a result, a broad and warm hand suddenly fell on my head, stroking it.
...
So comfortable.
Theresa was immediately immersed in enjoyment and had long forgotten about protesting.
Kelly's voice continued singing.
"Ha~ Captain, are you up too?
Stop touching your head, because you won’t grow taller.
Ou~ Hand over this month’s salary, I will go to the comics and draw Judas.
One order of krypton cannot be withdrawn, cannot be withdrawn, cannot be withdrawn.
I have to continue spending money, and my wallet is not happy either.
One more stroke, and even after one puff, the heart and lungs stopped.
Captain, you are so wrong~
Captain, have you completed all the tasks? Have you finished cleaning the deck?
You didn't have any rest last night, okay? Let's sleep on Theresa's lap.
Does the captain think Theresa is cuter?
Does the captain sign a contract?
Is the captain paid?
One order..."
Listening to this cheerful song, the audience made various jokes in the barrage and comment area.
[The old woman has fair hair and a childlike face, and is short in stature. Her hair is completely white, but she still wears two police buns. This man is good at using a strange weapon, which is said to be a sacred object of Nestorianism in Western Europe. It is as heavy as a rock, looks like a coffin on the outside, and contains thirteen spears, all of which are extremely sharp. The old woman waved the iron lock, picked up the weapon, and smashed it on the enemy's head, shouting: The most adorable blow in the world!]
[That's true, but I seem to see a golden cross on your head. 】
[I don’t care, Theresa is the cutest in the world, Theresa is the best, Theresa is the shortest...it seems like something strange has been mixed in. 】
[Teresa is the most stupid in the world, bah, she is the most adorable, so when will I have Judas? 】
[Say what you just said to Teresa’s face again, and Judas will appear over you. 】
[Wisdom is the enemy of the God of Wisdom. 】
【Captain, do you want to play Genshin Impact? 】
[To sum up, I, Teresa Apokalis, officially resigned from the position of principal of St. Freya Academy and will succeed Sumeru Goddess from now on! 】
[Grass God: I haven’t come out yet, how did my character collapse?
Deli Silly: Yes, yes, why?】
[Shadow looked at Shenzi: Yes, why? 】
".々Keli has finished singing, Teresa, what do you think? Huh? Teresa? Teresa!"
Only then did Shiraishi realize that at some point, Theresa was squinting her eyes and enjoying himself touching her head.
Obviously in the lyrics, "Teresa" keeps saying (Qian Zhao Zhao) "Don't touch Tereza's head anymore, let you taste Tereza's flying kick", "Stop touching your head, do you want to grow up?" "Cum" and the like, but in reality, the body is honestly enjoying the head-touching.
The call in her ear made Theresa finally react.
"Ah, brother-in-law! It's very comfortable, uh, no, I mean it sounds good!"
Shiraishi:
Speak out everything that's on your mind.
As expected of you, Deli silly.
At this time, the office door opened.
Can you knock it?
You can come in directly through the door, and there are not many people in the whole place.
Gan Yu is one of them, after all, this is also her office location.
"Boss, I just..."
As soon as Gan Yu came in, he saw Theresa sitting on the boss's lap, her face flushed.
"Um, boss, I'm sorry for disturbing you and Sister Theresa, I'm leaving now!
With that said, Gan Yu turned around and left.
How could Theresa let her go like this? She jumped down and chased after her, pulling Gan Yu back.
"You misunderstood. I was just listening to my single "Foolish Everywhere" sung by Keli with my brother-in-law. I sat on my brother-in-law's lap because I couldn't reach it... I have something else to do, so I'll leave first.
. "
After saying that, Theresa ran away as if running away.
"Boss, I..."
Gan Yu looked at Bai Shi's face, then looked down at his thighs, and was about to speak righteously.
"Gan Yu, come over and sit down too."
Baishi understood immediately, patted his thigh and waved to Gan Yu.
"Well, Boss Phi!"
Gan Yu ran over quickly.
The boss's legs, the circle of ghosts.
Hehe, I want to sit on the boss too!