HPDBC Chapter 173 5/5 Review!
Chapter 173 5/5 Review!
After what felt like hours of wandering through neighborhoods, Hugo dragged his feet along the pavement, his shoulders slumped like a wilted flower.
His energy was running on fumes, and the only thing keeping him upright was the thought of finally laying down somewhere—anywhere.
Preferably on big, soft boobs, of course. But for real, he was also quite frustrated!
"Collins, man," Hugo groaned, waving a hand dramatically in the air. "Do you have to be this picky? We've seen, like, twenty spots already! I swear, one of those places even had a pool. A pool! What more could you possibly want?"
He had never thought that his roommate and best friend, who was the most horny bastard in the world was such a picky person.
He wasn't even a fraction as picky as this with his women! Wasn't it just a house for a birthday party?
It wasn't like they were going to live there forever. It was simply one day!
Collins, walking ahead with his usual calm stride, turned back and gave Hugo a patient smile. It was almost like he was about to calm a child throwing a fit down.
"It's not just about the pool, Hugo. The vibe has to be right. You wouldn't understand.
"You're only complaining because my car ran out of fuel and we have to walk the remaining distance to this new spot."
Hugo threw his hands up in exasperation. Completely ignoring his last sentence. "The vibe? Are you serious right now? One of the places had marble floors, mood lighting, and a freaking koi pond.
"A koi pond, Collins! What kind of vibe are you even looking for? Do you want live peacocks greeting your guests?"
Collins chuckled, ignoring Hugo's whining as they approached the next house.
Meanwhile, Hugo's thoughts were spiraling. 'Why did I even agree to come along? I thought I'd get to use my glasses and have some fun. But nope. No targets, no action, just Collins being the human version of Yelp.'
The closest thing to a potential target he saw was a middle aged mom wearing a SpongeBob apron.
She wasn't even all that big!
His internal rant was cut short when they arrived at the next spot. The house was decent—modern, sleek, with large glass windows and a neatly trimmed lawn.
But what really caught Hugo's attention was the person waiting at the door.
The glasses worked perfectly, revealing everything he could have imagined and more.
Hugo would give it a 5/5 review! It was superb! Too superb!
His face turned red, and he quickly looked away, pretending to examine the house. 'Stay cool, Hugo. Don't make it obvious. But wow—just... wow.'
"Hugo?" Collins called, snapping him out of his daze.
"Uh, yeah! I'm here. Totally focused on the house," Hugo stammered, waving a hand as if nothing unusual had happened.
Jenna tilted her head slightly, giving him a curious look. "Are you all right?"
"Me? Oh, I'm great. Fantastic. Best day of my life," Hugo blurted, before catching himself. "I mean, uh, the house looks great so far. Very... housey."
Collins shot him a weird look but didn't press further. Jenna smiled politely, though she seemed slightly amused by Hugo's odd behavior.
As they stepped inside the house for the tour, Hugo's thoughts continued to spiral.
'Forget the house. I don't care if this place is falling apart. We're taking it. Collins has to pick this one. I'll find a way to move in here permanently if I have to.'
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Wrote this chapters way past midnight and with bloodshot eyes. My bad if it sounds like shit.
ToT
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Power stone Goal!
50 PS - 1 Bonus chapter
100 PS - 2 Bonus chapter
200 PS (Quite an achievement as of now) - 3 Bonus chapters.
Castle - 20 Bonus Chapters!