HPDBC Chapter 276 My life has just begun!
Chapter 276 My life has just begun!
Chapter 276 My life has just begun!
Zhao Ritian.
He is a passionate and ambitious young man who has just entered the mortal world with big dreams.
That day, under the blazing morning sun, he waved goodbye to his three exceptionally beautiful masters. The sunlight cast his shadow on the ground as if reflecting in the sky.
Ritian.
What a brave and ambitious name!
Master had personally told him that his martial arts were unmatched, with no one in the world able to compete with him.
However, there was still a distance from the mysterious and elusive "Tian Si Men" (Heaven's Four Gates).
"My child, my child, the world is full of deceit, falsehoods, treacherous villains, and hidden dangers... But you carry the benevolent divine skill within you, and with it, you will be able to clear obstacles and ride the waves."
"But be careful, for everyone will face adversity at some point."
"When you face adversity, remember what your master has told you..."
And so, the young Zhao Ritian, full of dreams and hope, with pure eyes, descended from the mountain.
He first arrived at the outskirts of South Myanmar because his second master had foreseen that a meteor would fall here, perhaps bringing a meteor ice crystal that could help him rise to a higher level.
Then he would go to Snow City, where he would start the grand chapter of his life.
But... none of the masters had mentioned that, in addition to deceit, falsehoods, treacherous villains, and hidden dangers...
There were also crazy people!
What’s the deal with these people!?
This old woman is crazy, right?
Asking "What’s one plus one?"
And then Lu Chengwen answers "one," looking all confident!
What are you so proud of!?
There’s nothing to be proud of!
And then that Long Aotian, he blurted out "Fourteen!"
Fourteen, you old fart! And then looking at me like that, eyes full of provocation!
The worst part is that the old woman actually seemed satisfied!
Zhao Ritian sneered.
He laughed at Lu Chengwen for being foolish and Long Aotian for being slow-witted!
The old woman looked at him: "It’s your turn."
Zhao Ritian smiled: "Senior, isn’t this question ‘one plus one’ a bit too simple?"
The old woman nodded: "Then tell me, nine hundred eighty-four million five hundred ninety-three thousand seven hundred twenty-five, multiplied by six hundred fifty-nine million eight hundred seventy-nine thousand nine hundred ninety-eight..."
"Add one hundred twenty-eight trillion three hundred ninety-eight billion seven hundred sixty-seven thousand two hundred twenty-three..."
"Subtract four hundred thirty-eight million five hundred thirty-seven thousand two hundred twenty-nine cubed..."
"Then divide by the combined circumference of the Earth and the Moon, measured in meters, and then add the total distance from the Earth to the Sun..."
The old woman looked at Zhao Ritian: "...What is the result?"
Zhao Ritian's eyes widened, thinking, are you serious?
What the hell is all this nonsense!?
Who can calculate this? Are you playing?
"Senior... this... this is too hard, right? The calculator’s all messed up!"
The old woman flicked her wrist, and her wide, long sleeves slapped Zhao Ritian repeatedly, sending him spinning like a top. He knelt on the ground, spinning around non-stop.
Finally, he collapsed on the ground and raised a hand: "Stop! Stop, please!"
Zhao Ritian looked up, tears streaming down his face.
It wasn’t from the pain, it was from the frustration.
"How is this fair? They get ‘one plus one,’ and I get that long string of numbers? You said you were fair!"
Damn! He’s much more righteous than I thought!
Sigh, should I treat him better from now on?
Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen with gratitude: “Junior brother!”
Lu Chengwen smiled at Long Aotian: “Senior brother.”
The two men understood everything without saying a word.
Zhao Ritian thought to himself, these two must be the inner disciples of the old lady, so they’ll definitely be favored.
But since she claims to be impartial, she shouldn’t bully people, right?
Zhao Ritian said, “Then I’ll take the medium one!”
Lu Chengwen smiled slightly: “Then I’ll just take what’s left.”
The old lady nodded: “Alright, it’s settled then.”
She pointed to the smallest one: “This medium one, for Zhao Ritian.”
Then pointed to the one in the middle: “This large one, for Long Aotian.”
The faces of the two men changed instantly.
The old lady then pointed to the biggest one: “This extra-large one, for Lu Chengwen.”
Zhao Ritian immediately got up: “No... Senior, we agreed I’d take the medium one.”
“That’s right, the medium one is for you, you wanted it.”
“No, Senior, I want the one in the middle, the medium one.”
“This one is the large one.”
Zhao Ritian’s eyes widened: “I don’t care how you divide them, I said I want the one in the middle among the small, medium, and large!”
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian both shouted, “That one is the large one!”
Zhao Ritian was on the verge of tears: “How is this fair? You two are teaming up to bully me! Senior, this isn’t fair!”
The old lady sighed: “I wish I could kill you.”
Zhao Ritian said, “Anyway, I can’t take the smallest one. I was the first to get all three, so they should all be mine!”
The old lady glared: “I’m being generous by not killing you, and now you’re here arguing about which one is the best. No more for you!”
With that, she slapped Zhao Ritian again, sending him flying: “If I didn’t want to kill you today, you’d be dead already!”
Zhao Ritian lay on the ground, spitting blood: “I’m about to die...”
Long Aotian laughed loudly, pointing at Zhao Ritian: “Didn’t expect it, did you? Do you think this world is strange? You feel like your life is starting to crumble?”
Long Aotian laughed triumphantly: “Brother, you’ll have to get used to it. The road ahead is long, and your unlucky days are still to come!”
Long Aotian turned around: “Senior, I...”
Bang!
The old lady slapped Long Aotian away, and both boys were once again lying on the ground together.
The old lady was already angry: “Don’t think just because you’re his disciples that I won’t hit you! Not killing you is already giving him face!”
Zhao Ritian looked at Long Aotian lying next to him: “You laughed too early, didn’t you?”
Long Aotian struggled to say: “Shut up!”
The old lady looked at Lu Chengwen next: “It’s your turn. None of you will leave here unscathed today.”
Zhao Ritian sneered: “Make some space here, your junior brother is about to join you on the ground.”
Lu Chengwen nodded, forcing a bitter smile: “Just as my master said, truly a celestial being.”
The old lady was taken aback, slowly retracting her hand: “He... talked about me?”
Lu Chengwen nodded, lifting his head, his eyes glistening with tears.
In reality, he was pinching his own thigh hard behind his back.
“Yes. My master kindly referred to you as... ‘her.’”
The old lady’s gaze softened instantly: “Is this... really true?”
The two guys lying on the ground tried hard to lift their heads to see.
Zhao Ritian was about to go crazy: “This is possible!?”