Chapter 129: Xiao Dezi Wants to Be the Crown Prince!
Chapter 129: Xiao Dezi Wants to Be the Crown Prince!
the group arrived at the military base and spread out to loot.
the military base is a place with very rich resources on the desert map, and it's easy to loot, though the buildings are a bit far apart.
many rookies like to loot on foot, but in reality, using a car would be much faster.
in less than two minutes, the military base was completely cleaned out by 4am.
"old jiang, old jiang, sniper, sniper!"
wei shen, who found the sniper rifle, rushed excitedly to present it to jiang siming like he had found a great treasure.
"hmm, little dezi, you're thoughtful, you may leave now," jiang siming said in an emperor's tone, mimicking the voice of zhang tielin, a famous actor known for playing emperors, and it was quite accurate.
"dezi your grandpa! how could i possibly be a eunuch?" wei shen said angrily.
"then what are you?"
"at the very least, i'd be a crown prince... no, no, i should at least be a prime minister."
"hahaha, i approve, i approve. you're the crown prince, hahaha..." jiang siming let go of his keyboard, clutching his stomach and laughing heartily.
xiao xingmu and wang duoyu also burst out laughing like geese, and even wei shen couldn't help but laugh awkwardly.
the referee behind them looked utterly confused. what happened to this team all of a sudden? did they have a seizure?
the director's camera happened to catch 4am, and the audience was just as confused as the referee. what's up with the four of them? why are they laughing so much?
"it seems like the atmosphere at 4am is great. they must be having a lively conversation, just look at how bright ming shen's smile is."
qianyi's eyes once again focused on jiang siming's face on the screen, no matter how much she looked, she never got tired of it. what should she do~~
"a good team atmosphere is a positive thing. this way, the players won't be nervous and can perform at their best."
cheng hui's words turned out to be a jinx. while jiang siming was still laughing, he was suddenly knocked down by someone!
gasps erupted everywhere. this was an ambush!
looking at the game screen again, the korean team vsg had landed at t-town, not far from the military base.
after looting, they immediately set up an ambush outside the military base.
jiang siming and his team were laughing so hard that they were completely unprepared. jiang siming, sitting in the car, exposed his position and got sniped by vsg with a 98k!
the korean viewers almost jumped up in excitement.
"good kill! that's what you get for laughing!"
"kill that bastard!"
"laughing? is it really that funny? did you really think you were a god?"
"such an obedient gun, i like it," jiang siming quipped mischievously, as if he could talk to the gun, which was quite frightening.
after taking down two, jiang siming finally leisurely applied a medkit.
wei shen and the others, seeing jiang siming instantly take down two enemies, weren't surprised anymore, they were used to it.
they just said one word, "awesome," before the three of them spread out, preparing to surround the remaining vsg members.
"nobody move, let me get some revenge. i lost my level 2 helmet that i worked hard to find. i can't stand it."
jiang siming had no intention of letting these guys go. after recovering, he immediately got back in the pickup truck and charged straight out of the military base, heading directly towards the slope where vsg was positioned.
the vsg members, two of whom were reviving each other, heard a vehicle approaching but didn't want to give up. they intended to finish reviving their teammates first.
just as the two downed teammates were about to get up, a pickup truck flew over the top of the slope.
due to inertia, the truck flew to a certain height before its front end tilted downwards, crashing towards the ground.
it landed right next to the four vsg members.
the four vsg players were overjoyed—this guy just drove straight into their faces! in just one more second, their teammate would be revived, and jiang siming would be dead for sure!
as they were thinking this, the pickup's front end hit the ground, but the vehicle's body flipped over due to the weight of the front, directly onto the heads of the four vsg members.
"i curse your father!"
vsg's captain blurted out in chinese.
right after he said that, the truck landed on them, and the four of them, unable to dodge in time, were instantly crushed into meat patties by the vehicle!
"quadruple kill!"
jiang siming was stunned, wei shen was stunned, the commentators were stunned, and the audience was even more bewildered.
what just happened? the truck flipped, and all four of them were done for?
pfft!
no one knew who started it, but suddenly the entire venue was infected, and everyone burst into laughter.
this was such an absurd moment. a whole team getting crushed to death by a flipping truck in the world finals... how comical!
"hahaha... this is such a tragic story for vsg, but i still want to laugh."
"my conscience tells me i shouldn't laugh at this, unless i can't help it, 23333..."
"is ming killing people this casually now?" read new adventures at empire
"the truck: my move was unbeatable!"
"poor vsg, they're destined to be background characters again, this time in the funniest way possible."
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