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Chapter 1196 I want 150, let's eat each other!

A watermelon caused a bloodbath, that's really something! The Sichuan girl was chased by Miss Yuan for two blocks before she dared to run back to eat the watermelon.

I must say, Old Ma really put his heart into it. This watermelon is of excellent quality, with a thin rind, lots of flesh, and almost no seeds.

Because it was chilled and of good quality, the melon split open on its own with just a light touch of the knife when you cut it.

'Click click'

'Click click'

For a moment, the studio was filled with the cheerful sounds of people gossiping.

"Eat up, eat up! If it's not enough, I'll go ask Lao Ma for more later. He said their property management bought several, all chilled!"

Miss Yuan smiled as she personally cut melons for the group.

The others each grabbed a slice of watermelon from the trash can and started eating. After a bite of the cool watermelon, they felt completely refreshed.

The only slight drawback is that this melon was chilled in a refrigerator or freezer, not like the kind in the countryside that are chilled with well water. Although both are cool, the feeling of coolness is different.

Anyone who has eaten a melon chilled in well water can tell that it's a completely different kind of coolness compared to one taken out of the refrigerator.

"Sister Yuan, you should eat too! We've already eaten, what are you going to eat?" Lin Mo said.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan immediately took out a metal spoon, picked up the remaining half of the watermelon, and started scooping it out to eat: "Me? I'm fine with anything!"

Everyone:

Good heavens, one watermelon, the five of them split it in half, and Miss Yuan enjoyed half all by herself, that's definitely her style.

She can eat whatever she wants, using a spoon to scoop out the watermelon – that's how seasoned gourmets do it! Compared to the way the others are each holding a slice of watermelon, her method is clearly much more sophisticated.

"Hey, Chuanmei, you're having a bad day. How did you manage to get cornered by college students? College students are so innocent and naive, how could you not even be fooled by them?" Miss Yuan asked while eating watermelon with a spoon.

Sichuan girl: →_→

"Sister Yuan, we're college students too, we haven't graduated yet, okay?"

Miss Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then waved her hands repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot you are still college students."

No, I just don't understand. We're both innocent yet foolish college students, so how did you get recognized?

"Aren't you supposed to be the senior? You can't even pretend properly? Look at the mess you've made today, how embarrassing! I'm ashamed for you!"

"No, how can you blame me for this? I didn't want to be found out either. Goodness, I was almost scared to death today, especially by the junior students majoring in civil engineering at our school. I was afraid they would impulsively beat me up."

I've made a decision. I need to keep a low profile for the next week. I'll avoid going out as much as possible; it's too scary.

Let's wait until the hype dies down before talking about it, otherwise I might not be able to come back one day after I leave.

"Hey? Do you guys think I should hire two bodyguards, the kind in black suits? I've seen big stars with security personnel when they go out, so I think I'm qualified for that now!" Chuanmei asked the crowd.

Hearing this, everyone rolled their eyes at him. Lin Mo even said directly, "Come on, brother, you're only getting this because of the garlic sprouts. Otherwise, do you think these college students around you would even bother with you?"

Don't let the number of security guards exceed the number of fans who want to meet you in person. If you're really worried, go buy two cartons of good cigarettes and send them to Manager Ma. Have him and the property staff follow you around for a few days, and you'll know your own level.

This isn't the first time you've become famous. In all this time, have you ever seen anyone surround you like this before?

They'll just gather outside our studio for a bit at most. Don't overthink it; you're really not that important!

"It's Chuanzi. If you hadn't gotten students from several schools to gang up on you, they wouldn't have come to attack you today. You've been to schools before, and they've paid you any attention, haven't they?" Wang Chuyi said.

He Xiaoyue thought for a moment and said, "If that's what you mean, I saw online that a celebrity is coming to Jiangning tomorrow morning. We can go to the airport and see how their fans greet them."

And you can even experience a new job while you're at it!

Lin Mo was taken aback: "A celebrity is coming to Jiangning? Who is it? Is it Wu Bai?"

He Xiaoyue rolled her eyes at him: "How could that be? It's Xiaotian!"

Hearing this, everyone was stunned, and Lin Mo's eyes widened even more: "Ruyan's secretary? When did she debut?"

"Get out! You don't know who the Jade-Chasing Heroine is, do you?" He Xiaoyue said angrily.

Unfortunately, in this small group, only He Xiaoyue paid attention to entertainment news and had her own favorite celebrities. Although she wasn't a die-hard fan, compared to the others, she was definitely a fan. Chuanmei: "Oh~~ Now I know, the female lead in 'Foundation General'!"

Wang Chu: "I've heard about this too. I heard that Xiang Yu, the Hegemon-King of Western Chu, has become popular again because of this drama!"

Lin Mo: "It doesn't matter to me whether it's Wu Bai or not!"

He hasn't even received his Wu Bai trial card yet. As for other celebrities, let them come if they want. If they contact him, he'll treat them to a meal; if they don't, what does it have to do with him?

At least among those around him, from childhood to adulthood, it seems that the vast majority of people who like celebrities are girls. As for the men, they are only interested in the works and rarely in the celebrities themselves.

He Xiaoyue: "You three, that's enough! Men and women like different things, okay? You don't like watching Zhu Yu, but we girls really like it. It's so romantic!"

Lin Mo and his two companions remained unmoved. What a joke! They hadn't seen the show, but just from watching the clips online, they knew it was another romance disguised as a historical drama about political intrigue.

In any case, it's all about romance, which is a standard feature of female-oriented TV dramas. As for the logic of the story, there's no need to consider it at all. For example, a merchant's son breaks the leg of a military governor's son, and the military governor has to kneel down and apologize to the merchant. The social hierarchy of scholars, farmers, artisans, and merchants is completely disregarded.

There were even emperors who coveted the heroine's family fortune and ordered their princes to marry her, but the heroine defied the imperial decree. There were even instances where thirty princes were exiled to marry foreign rulers in exchange for cities. Guiguzi wished he could crawl out of his coffin and was determined to catch up with this golden age.

Compared to the above, things like emperors massacring 100,000 of their own country's elite troops, or unfavored princes holding military power, are child's play.

"I'm not like that. I like watching 'Long Live the People' and 'How cruel is Heaven to me?'" Miss Yuan said while eating watermelon.

Compared to other girls who like to watch romance variety shows, idol dramas, historical dramas, and fantasy historical dramas, she doesn't like any of them at all; she prefers to watch action movies.

Gunfire, exile, or at the very least, Chang Wei beating Lai Fu—in short, she doesn't like many things that girls like, which is one of the reasons why she has so few female friends.

As for romance and dating, Miss Yuan thinks that stuff lowers one's IQ, involves all sorts of misunderstandings and breakups, and just thinking about it makes her angry, which doesn't fit her cheerful persona.

"Sister Yuan, what else are you saying? You like beautiful women, so it's normal that you don't like watching the female lead fall in love every day," the class monitor laughed.

Although she wouldn't go so far as to idolize celebrities, she could still understand some of He Xiaoyue's behaviors as a fellow girl, since there are quite a few girls like that.

“Exactly, and I just want Chuanmei to go see what real celebrities are like tomorrow. Those are the ones who need security, and she can also experience her new job!” He Xiaoyue said.

The Sichuan girl asked with some confusion, "What kind of job?"

He Xiaoyue: "Celebrity Identity Empowers Marketers!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo and the other two widened their eyes and then trembled in unison.

The Sichuan girl quickly looked up: "Wait a minute, I think I've heard something about this job before!"

Miss Yuan: "What?"

Director Wang: "It's just pretending to be a fan to greet someone at the airport!"

Miss Yuan:

“If nothing unexpected happens, the girl from Sichuan is a fake fan, and you are the real fan, right? Then I’ll go too, I want 150, let’s double-cross each other!” Lin Mo raised his hand and said.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl also raised her hand: "Then I want 155!"

Miss Yuan: "Why?"

Squad leader: "Maybe he wants to eat a roujiamo (Chinese hamburger)!"

He Xiaoyue: "That's enough! You may be fake fans, but I'm a real fan! Just hold up the posters for me, and I'll ask my assistant for autographs later!"

"Come on, real fans collect and sign things. You're obviously not a real fan!" Lin Mo waved his hand and said.

He Xiaoyue: "Even real fans need to eat, okay? Besides, being a real fan doesn't stop me from making money. So, tell me if you're going or not!"

Lin Mo: "I'm not going!"

Miss Yuan: "I'll give her 150, just let me sign one for her, and I'll go with you!"

Everyone:

(End of this chapter)